A little farm boy comes down to breakfast when his mother asks if he's done his chores. "Not yet," quips the boy to which his mother replys, "No chores, no breakfast." Pissed off, the little boy kicks a chicken while feeding the chooks as one of his chores. And while milking the cows, he kicks a cow. And feeding the pigs, he kicks a pig. Returning, his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "Where's the milk? And where's me bacon and eggs?" he asks. "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick the chicken, so no eggs. And for kicking the pig , no bacon. Likewise, for what you did to the cow, no milk." Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat. The little boy looks up at his mum and says, "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"
2006-12-07 12:47:44 · 19 answers · asked by gee 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
this is so funny i straight away get the cat thing....hahahahhaah its means no ***** for the father....means ***** of his mother hahahahahahahaah!!!
2006-12-07 13:04:30 · answer #1 · answered by jmee 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol ummmm not really sure about the cat part but otherwise, is a good joke
2006-12-07 20:56:10 · answer #2 · answered by munkees92 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That is so funny
Thanks for posting that joke!
2006-12-07 20:54:46 · answer #3 · answered by Wicked 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny thanx for the chuckle :)
2006-12-07 21:10:20 · answer #4 · answered by MAGGIEMAGGOO 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha mom is gonna say no pu$$y
2006-12-07 20:53:24 · answer #5 · answered by some guy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
rolling eyes
2006-12-07 20:51:14 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.took me about a hlaf a second to get it.
2006-12-07 20:55:53 · answer #7 · answered by Alexsis 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
took me a while to get it but its really funny!
2006-12-07 20:53:07 · answer #8 · answered by looking for love this time 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha,ha,ha!
2006-12-07 20:59:46 · answer #9 · answered by SinisterKid 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny... i dont get the cat part... does he eat the cat?!... lolz
2006-12-07 20:50:47 · answer #10 · answered by lovin' it 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋