Fill in the blank! Funniest & most original gets 10 fat points...
2006-12-07 11:48:17 · 13 answers · asked by Fonzie T 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
My Daddy locked him in the cellar. Along with the Easter Bunny and the tooth fairy.
2006-12-07 12:19:03 · answer #1 · answered by Crazy Cat 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i woke up and decided to see if santa had come yet.i walked down the stairs and there they were, the best and biggest presents in the whole world! i ran up to tell mommy and there was santa giving mommy hugs and kisses all over just like the good guy he is! (i bet mrs. claus is really proud!)
2006-12-07 19:57:18 · answer #2 · answered by Newest Cullen member 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he tripped over the old man who was passed out near the fireplace as usual.
2006-12-07 19:50:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he left soot-y footprints all over the carpet, dropped needles from the tree, dropped crumbs, spilled the milk, and woke me up. i went downstairs and yelled at him. he cleaned it all up with his Swiffer flick and sweep or w/e thats called. the end.
2006-12-07 20:09:15 · answer #4 · answered by lovely 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When Santa came to my house he asked me for his presents. lol i know it is weird maybe not even funny. lol :D
2006-12-07 19:51:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHEN SANTA CAME TO OUR HOUSE
HE FOUND MY PET LEPRECHAUN HIDING UDER THE LIVING ROOM BUSHES AND TOOK HIM HOME FOR HIS OWN.
HE HAD HIM FOR DINNER
'>_<
i still love you leprechaun
2006-12-07 19:55:25 · answer #6 · answered by nαrcíssα [misses being a TC] 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he tripped on a monkey and a rat stole his wallet....note to self don't trust rats
2006-12-07 20:01:43 · answer #7 · answered by super_santa_kick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He saw my fat-butt eating half a turkey and said...."Ho ho ho... looks like what you wished for came true!"
And then he left.
2006-12-07 20:00:02 · answer #8 · answered by Cito 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
he burn his pant and show us his mother's underwear with a patch of brown colour things on it.
2006-12-07 20:27:07 · answer #9 · answered by hpz ftw 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i caught him giving my mom a present she'll neva forget
2006-12-07 19:51:49 · answer #10 · answered by $$Mrs.Harvey$$ 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋