Jokes & Riddles - November 2006

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did you know that 80% stanford students could not find the error above? repost this with the title "find the error" , and when you click post bulletin the answer will show really obvious

2006-11-23 16:33:50 · 24 answers · asked by LADIEJL 1

2006-11-23 16:29:23 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-11-23 16:26:05 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

I find this video so funny, especially the song. Hope you do too.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Hq0ZhI7t7a0

Disclaimer: Don't watch if you are easily offended by F-word.

Don't bring up anything about pro-troops, anti-troops
pro-bush, anti-bush etc. it's just humor, not politics

2006-11-23 16:23:40 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

If you went fishing one day, got drunk, woke up the next day with your butthole hurting and a naked man laying beside you, would you tell anybody?

2006-11-23 16:17:44 · 8 answers · asked by Dally 2

find the error. it's impossible
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did you know that 80% stanford students could not find the error above? repost this with the title "find the error" , and when you click post bulletin the answer will show really obvious

2006-11-23 16:06:39 · 18 answers · asked by italian wakesurfer 2

I'm not looking for the answer, just some useful hints......

2006-11-23 16:01:35 · 3 answers · asked by Traveler 4

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch as* should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

2006-11-23 15:57:22 · 21 answers · asked by toietmoi 6

2006-11-23 15:54:03 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

.........plus with someone puting a peanut butter and jelly time dance with a banana suit for an anouther 2 billion dollars?

2006-11-23 15:50:44 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

My 2 faves -

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic and so am I

The last time folks listened to a bush, they wandered the desert for 40 years

2006-11-23 15:26:55 · 33 answers · asked by landlocked 2

I have feathers on my butt, a long beak and long neck. I can fly but I dont have wings. What am I?

My dad ask me this and I have no clue!

2006-11-23 15:14:11 · 14 answers · asked by LADIEJL 1

yeah I cant come up with any good pranks so I'm asking if anyone has any good pranks

2006-11-23 15:11:12 · 11 answers · asked by killer_kitty_rampage 2

why did the turkey cross the road?

2006-11-23 15:05:01 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

Doc asks how can I help? Guys says "I'm a teepee, t'm a wigwam." Doc says "Your trouble is your too tense." (2 tents).

2006-11-23 14:52:29 · 14 answers · asked by Everyman 3

2006-11-23 14:30:15 · 10 answers · asked by Meagan 1

Jack took off his trousers and said try these on,jill said there too big.Exactly replied Jack,i wear the trousers in this marriage and always will.Jill said try my knickers on.Jack says,ill never get into them.Jill replied Exactly!! and if you dont change your f*****g attitude you never will

2006-11-23 14:29:59 · 13 answers · asked by craig g 2

2006-11-23 14:29:51 · 10 answers · asked by used88888 1

Barman says can i help you. Can i have a pint of ........................................................................................... Lager. Barman replies "why the big paws"

2006-11-23 14:22:16 · 18 answers · asked by craig g 2

when they spot this large bit of tarmac coming towards them,one says to the other "dont mess with him" "hes a cyclepath" hehe

2006-11-23 14:15:59 · 16 answers · asked by craig g 2

Doc, my left knee keeps asking me for a fiver and my right one keeps asking for spare change!! Doc says-youve got skint knees

2006-11-23 14:10:31 · 15 answers · asked by craig g 2

Two brothers walk into a pub and order the same scotch (from a new bottle) on the rocks.

The first brother downs his drink and heads off to work.
The second brother sits down with a newspaper, sups his drink over the course of an hour, stands up and dies. Why?

NB: The first brother didn't die (even an hour after leaving the pub)
Neither brother had any diseases / disorders
It wasn't in Baghdad(!)

2006-11-23 14:07:03 · 17 answers · asked by england til i die 3

How many people are in the Smith Family ?

2006-11-23 13:48:46 · 28 answers · asked by freddy197120032003 3

2006-11-23 13:46:48 · 10 answers · asked by Joelle 2

2006-11-23 13:40:22 · 3 answers · asked by Joelle 2

2006-11-23 13:39:33 · 41 answers · asked by freddy197120032003 3

2006-11-23 13:38:39 · 27 answers · asked by Joelle 2

2006-11-23 13:30:20 · 15 answers · asked by Sasuke 2

Daniels father has three sons..

Snap, Crackle and..??

2006-11-23 13:01:30 · 9 answers · asked by lucky charms ♥ 2

People with green eyes tell the truth, people with blue eyes lie. There are five people in a group so that everybody can see everybody. They say the following things:

A: I see three people with green and one person with blue eyes.
B: I see four people with blue eyes.
C: I see three people with blue and one person with green eyes.
D: (He says nothing.)
E: I see four people with green eyes.

What are the colors of the eyes of these five people?

2006-11-23 12:55:22 · 20 answers · asked by .FunkyFresh. 2