My 2 faves -
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic and so am I
The last time folks listened to a bush, they wandered the desert for 40 years
2006-11-23 15:26:55 · 33 answers · asked by landlocked 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
And after reading some of the questions and answers on here, I'm convinced its true!
2006-11-23 15:28:37 · answer #1 · answered by discmiss1 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
After Nixon had special prosecutor Archibald Cox fired, this Bumper Sticker appeared "Impeach the Cox Sacker". My all time favorite.
2006-11-24 04:21:49 · answer #2 · answered by iknowtruthismine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha !! Nice Ones !! "Don't be shy and Ask for the directions if you don't Know ---Remember Moses lost in the Desert for 40 years !!! is one of my favorites !!
2006-11-23 15:30:47 · answer #3 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
PETA People Eating Tasty Animals
2006-11-23 16:20:47 · answer #4 · answered by ♫That'll be the Day♫ 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I <3 CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
I would get that one if I had a car but I don't
also
How am I driving?1-800-Kiss-My-A S S
2006-11-23 15:49:53 · answer #5 · answered by Courtney(: 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bumper Sticker: 'Keep honking, I'm Reloading'
one of those diamond shaped suction cup things:
'This is a Stupid Yellow Sign'
and one of my friends wrote in the dust on her car
'I'm saving water'
2006-11-23 18:35:44 · answer #6 · answered by RAh 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I drive a van... that HAS pickup and go.
I want to create a sticker that says:
"It's not me, it's the vehicle in front of me!"
And it always is. Don't know the # of times someone honks at the me, when it's the fault of the little car that is in front of me.
2006-11-23 15:53:46 · answer #7 · answered by Valeria 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blaming evolution on Charles Darwin is like blaming spoons for Rosie O'Donnel for being fat.
Abortion: One wounded, one killed
2006-11-23 15:31:19 · answer #8 · answered by the soccer guy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
RaptureAlert.com
2006-11-23 15:28:09 · answer #9 · answered by rapturealert 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My in demand one is already indexed; someplace in Texas, a village is lacking its fool. I additionally like; do now not blame me, I voted for Kerry. p.s. Crawford, Texas referred to as and pronounced they do now not want the fool back.
2016-12-17 15:20:28 · answer #10 · answered by midkiff 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋