Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch as* should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
2006-11-23 15:57:22 · 21 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh my gosh, those are fantastic! I don't think I've laughed that hard in a while! Thanks!
2006-11-23 16:13:03 · answer #1 · answered by Cori 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2006-11-23 16:04:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-14 18:44:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha these are great ive seen ur jokes before and im a fan
2006-11-23 16:08:11 · answer #4 · answered by ♫That'll be the Day♫ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stop pinching my jokes lol, lmao 10/10
2006-11-23 17:49:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is the best joke i have heard the past few days
2006-11-23 16:18:18 · answer #6 · answered by hpz ftw 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Great, and if you fly is ever open and someone points it out to you there's always...........Dead bird never fall out of nest!
2006-11-23 18:31:25 · answer #7 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The last one made me laugh the hardest!!!
2006-11-23 16:13:52 · answer #8 · answered by Forbidden_beauty 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Man who scratch as* should not bite fingernails.......that was damn funny!
2006-11-23 16:37:52 · answer #9 · answered by choilein 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one but i don get some of it...anyway thumbs up!
2006-11-23 16:09:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋