Two brothers walk into a pub and order the same scotch (from a new bottle) on the rocks.
The first brother downs his drink and heads off to work.
The second brother sits down with a newspaper, sups his drink over the course of an hour, stands up and dies. Why?
NB: The first brother didn't die (even an hour after leaving the pub)
Neither brother had any diseases / disorders
It wasn't in Baghdad(!)
2006-11-23 14:07:03 · 17 answers · asked by england til i die 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No fighting, he literally just stood up and died.
He was healthy and so wouldn't just have a heart attack for no reason
2006-11-23 14:11:15 · update #1
Lets just clarify, they were in a pub not actually on rocks. Shoulda said Over ice
2006-11-23 14:13:01 · update #2
Donna M - Only you my dear
2006-11-23 14:18:28 · update #3
Haha I know this! Both drinks had poisonous ice cubes. The first one's ice cubes didn't melt. The second one's did. He drank it and died.
2006-11-23 14:16:52 · answer #1 · answered by nutsonmonday 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The newspaper had poison stick on to it. He found it difficult to turn over the pages and just licked his finger to make it wet and used those fingers to turn over the pages. When he continued doing this, he died after some time because of intake of poison.
2006-11-23 22:20:10 · answer #2 · answered by ShashiSG 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Reckon the slowest brother forgot he was on the rocks and fell off.
2006-11-23 22:11:13 · answer #3 · answered by ShumB 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was at a pub before this happened drank almost WAY to much and this was the one that killed him
2006-11-23 22:10:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He stepped On A deadly Spider..
2006-11-23 22:11:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
was there something in the water that caused him to die? His brother was OK because it was still ice?
Please tell me that's the answer, it's driving me mad!!
2006-11-24 04:56:58 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
woz it dat the second brother had a poisonous tablet in his drink left by his brother?
2006-11-24 06:46:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
when u said that the second brother sips his drink...u didnt clarify that it was that schotch...and who the hell takes THAT long to drink somethin??
OR maybe he lives in Detroit
2006-11-23 23:04:21 · answer #8 · answered by Breanna L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not telling anyone to kill themselves tonight, then? Why, have you gotten yourself a shred of decency or something?
I saw that post you left, and it stank.
2006-11-23 22:15:33 · answer #9 · answered by Hello Dave 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one got to agree with the poison ice
2006-11-23 23:34:12 · answer #10 · answered by mo the man 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋