when they spot this large bit of tarmac coming towards them,one says to the other "dont mess with him" "hes a cyclepath" hehe
2006-11-23 14:15:59 · 16 answers · asked by craig g 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yikes, that's stretching it man...
2006-11-23 14:17:48 · answer #1 · answered by txsaxman91 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I heard a similar one:
A piece of green tarmac walks into a bar. The barman says, "I'm sorry we don't serve cyclepaths".
2006-11-24 00:03:58 · answer #2 · answered by claude 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Umm..Thats too bad....Thats a Status Discripancy !!! Too proud of themselves ...Ah ! They should be made understand that Roads are not for ever !!! Ha Ha Ha ....too imaginative One !!! I liked the idea !!
2006-11-23 15:52:51 · answer #3 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice dude
2006-11-23 14:21:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats kinda funny.
2006-11-23 18:45:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One for the road!!!
lol
2006-11-27 09:39:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's funny,good one dude..
2006-11-23 14:27:14 · answer #7 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Still don't get it...
Ohh I get it! It's funny because the road...
ain't got no arms.
2006-11-23 14:23:00 · answer #8 · answered by nutsonmonday 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
mmm - laughs like a drain.
2006-11-23 14:21:27 · answer #9 · answered by ShumB 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where do you get them from ha! ha! ha!
2006-11-23 17:02:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! ha,ha.
2006-11-23 14:19:53 · answer #11 · answered by bigslick60 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋