Jokes & Riddles - November 2006

(a) flick it?

(b) wipe it under the couch cushions?

(c) roll it into a ball, then squish it and roll it again, etc?

(d) eat it?

(e) paint pictures with it?

(f) _______________ what else?

2006-11-30 16:32:49 · 11 answers · asked by Joy_Brigade 3

imagine an arrow in flight, lets say for it to get to its target, it has to travel half the distance first. After it travels that, it then has to travel half of the remaining distance. It does this again and again. So if the distance is 10M it goes to 5M then 2.5M and so on. If this is true, does it ever hit its target? If yes or no, Why?

2006-11-30 16:32:32 · 4 answers · asked by Artemis Fowl 1

look near a lively game; pointing to a path with a rabbit in its name

and please just tell me the answer, don't say watch alice in wonderland of something, and it has to be 8 letters or less. tnxs

2006-11-30 16:23:11 · 8 answers · asked by ♥ qdgurrrl ♥ 2

ACEA BECB CECC FD__ ?

2006-11-30 16:23:08 · 4 answers · asked by Boscoo 1

2006-11-30 16:14:48 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

2006-11-30 16:13:45 · 14 answers · asked by miki 3

2006-11-30 16:06:55 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-11-30 16:04:18 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

A. Fingerprints!

2006-11-30 16:01:22 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

what gets wetter as it dries

2006-11-30 16:01:17 · 5 answers · asked by happyclown5769 2

2006-11-30 15:45:02 · 10 answers · asked by eeyoree rocks2003 7

A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar... FREE BEER! FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST! So the guy asks the bartender what the test is.

Bartender replies "Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the WHOLE thing at once and you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's a 'gator out back with a sore tooth...you have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there's a woman up-stairs who's never had an orgasm. You gotta make things right for her." The guy says, "Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won't do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then get crazier from there.

Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks, "Wherez zat teeqeelah?"

He grabs the gallon of tequilla with both hands, and downs it with a big slurp and tears streaming down his face. Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, then silence. The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches all over his body.

"Now" he says "Where's that woman with the sore tooth?"

2006-11-30 15:39:56 · 21 answers · asked by Oversix 2

2006-11-30 15:37:06 · 20 answers · asked by luke h 1

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them,then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.


The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little twerp. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.


While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender

2006-11-30 15:29:33 · 11 answers · asked by Oversix 2

A. 45 lbs.

2006-11-30 15:29:13 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

This morning on the Highway, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Polo Golf with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. Can you believe this? I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that damn makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the steak and kidney pie out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Stevie and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

Damn women drivers.

2006-11-30 15:22:49 · 16 answers · asked by Oversix 2

A. Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, and square root her.

2006-11-30 15:20:54 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

why do men always want toilet paper? is that all they ever think about?

2006-11-30 15:20:20 · 7 answers · asked by bboy23 1

ok so here it goes...

There are two sons standing by their father's death bed. (father is going to die soon)

The father says to them that he has two horses waiting outside for them. And they have to race into town and whos ever horse gets to town last, enhearits all the wealth.

So they both get on the horses and start to ride to town, they keep slowing down and eventually stop. Not knowing what to do, they go inside a bar for a drink. Then a wise man comes up to them and tells them something. So then they both get back on the horses and race to town!

What did the wise man tell them?

IF U KNOW THIS DONT SPOIL IT! plz =)

2006-11-30 15:15:01 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

This bartender is in a bar, when this really hot chick walks up and says in a sexy seductive voice, "May I please speak to your manager?" He says, "Not right now, is there anything I can help you with?" She replies, "I don't know if your the man to talk to...its kind of personal..." Thinking he might get lucky, he goes, "I'm pretty sure I can handle your problem, miss." She then looks at him with a smile, and puts two of her fingers in his mouth...and he begins sucking them, thinking "I'm in!!!" She goes, "Can you give the manager something for me?" The bartender nods...yes. "Tell him there's no toilet paper in the ladies restroom."

2006-11-30 15:14:50 · 15 answers · asked by Oversix 2

10 points to the FIRST right answer!!

2006-11-30 15:13:21 · 12 answers · asked by Wishful Writer 3

2006-11-30 15:10:18 · 5 answers · asked by Jasmine C 1

2006-11-30 15:09:14 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-11-30 15:09:13 · 6 answers · asked by Jasmine C 1

2006-11-30 15:04:59 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-11-30 14:55:40 · 11 answers · asked by Jasmine C 1

There was a South African white guy driving his sports car on the plains of Africa when he saw a naked African running. So he pulls up to the man and opens the passenger door and asks, Hey, would you like a ride. The African says, oh yes, and starts to get in. Then the the guy in the car slams the door closed laughs and takes off hitting 60 mph in seconds. He looks over and sees the African man running along side the car knocking on the window. So he slams on the gas and goes up to 100 mph. He looks over and the African man is still along side the car knocking on the window. Amazed he pulls over, opens the door and asks, how in the world can you run that fast? The African man says, you would run that fast too if your d!ck was caught in the door!

2006-11-30 14:53:23 · 4 answers · asked by Roll'n Bluntz 2

2006-11-30 14:53:00 · 10 answers · asked by shdwninja8 2

They call me a man, but I'll never have a wife, They gave me a body but I'll never have a life, they gave me a mouth, but I'll never take a breath, the water gives me life, the sun brings me death.

What am I?

2006-11-30 14:48:58 · 14 answers · asked by Fluffington Cuddlebutts 6

"Hello, doctor", he says, "I've got this slightly embarrassing problem"
"Well, tell me what it is", says the doctor.
"I've got a bit of an itch on my", he says, stopping half way through the sentence, and pointing at his bottom.
"on my, my entrance", he continues.
The doctor leans towards him, touches him gently on the knee, and says,
"I'm sorry, but in my profession, we prefer to call it an exit"

2006-11-30 14:48:44 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous