A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them,then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little twerp. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.
While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender
2006-11-30 15:29:33 · 11 answers · asked by Oversix 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first!"
2006-11-30 15:30:32 · update #1
Dude that is the best joke i've heard in a while, get joke man
2006-12-01 01:13:23 · answer #1 · answered by scotty B. Goode 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant. Comic genius
2006-12-01 07:07:43 · answer #2 · answered by Skippy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10
2006-12-01 02:08:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely fantastic! LOL
2006-12-01 04:53:59 · answer #4 · answered by Joao L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Cracking up in Cali.
2006-12-01 00:26:31 · answer #5 · answered by Peggy R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL great joke
2006-11-30 23:34:24 · answer #6 · answered by ^_^' 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it
haha
2006-11-30 23:47:34 · answer #7 · answered by pepzi_bandit 2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah. hahahaha you funnyman.
2006-11-30 23:54:08 · answer #8 · answered by junior 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha pretty good
2006-11-30 23:33:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha, that's brilliant
2006-12-02 05:51:51 · answer #10 · answered by cinderella 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋