There was a South African white guy driving his sports car on the plains of Africa when he saw a naked African running. So he pulls up to the man and opens the passenger door and asks, Hey, would you like a ride. The African says, oh yes, and starts to get in. Then the the guy in the car slams the door closed laughs and takes off hitting 60 mph in seconds. He looks over and sees the African man running along side the car knocking on the window. So he slams on the gas and goes up to 100 mph. He looks over and the African man is still along side the car knocking on the window. Amazed he pulls over, opens the door and asks, how in the world can you run that fast? The African man says, you would run that fast too if your d!ck was caught in the door!
2006-11-30 14:53:23 · 4 answers · asked by Roll'n Bluntz 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny
2006-11-30 15:08:08 · answer #1 · answered by Mikillah 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was to damn funny. But that sounds painful.
2006-11-30 15:05:42 · answer #2 · answered by Cinnamon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hung like elephants filthy jerks
2006-11-30 15:01:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
2PTS
2006-11-30 15:00:58 · answer #4 · answered by COOL 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋