A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar... FREE BEER! FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST! So the guy asks the bartender what the test is.
Bartender replies "Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the WHOLE thing at once and you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's a 'gator out back with a sore tooth...you have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there's a woman up-stairs who's never had an orgasm. You gotta make things right for her." The guy says, "Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won't do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then get crazier from there.
Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks, "Wherez zat teeqeelah?"
He grabs the gallon of tequilla with both hands, and downs it with a big slurp and tears streaming down his face. Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, then silence. The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches all over his body.
"Now" he says "Where's that woman with the sore tooth?"
2006-11-30 15:39:56 · 21 answers · asked by Oversix 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg thats so funny im still rolling around on the floor laughing
2006-11-30 20:56:10 · answer #1 · answered by Kamlesh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No! i would be unable to even stand the scent of the stuff, and that i hate the way it makes human beings act. My sister tells me it tastes like swampwater seems, so i might by no potential additionally be tempted. i do in comparison to each alcoholic liquids with the aid of smell and their outcomes on human beings. eating motives too lots harm to those who indulge and each physique around them. while my mothers and dads have been relationship, a vehicle pulled out in front of them, an unavoidable twist of destiny for them yet thoroughly avoidable for the drunken motive force who did it. My mom just about died as a young person after stepping into the path of the windshield although by way of it; they did no longer have protection glass then. My dad had a concussion and momentary loss of reminiscence, even even though it could have been some distance worse because of the fact the guidance wheel broke away. they don't be responsive to the way he prevented being impaled on the guidance column. the motive force replaced into unhurt; he by no potential asked approximately the two infants he rather much killed. My aunt additionally replaced into just about killed by making use of a under the impression of alcohol motive force~a young person this time. eating isn't relaxing and isn't any longer some thing to comedian tale approximately. i've got viewed human beings could wade by way of clinical care. while he replaced right into slightly boy, my father and his mom have been abandoned by making use of a guy I won't call my grandfather who chosen eating over them. Is it any ask your self that I despise eating and drunkenness? Sorry. I particularly tend to lecture, do no longer I? i pass away now.
2016-12-13 17:48:43 · answer #2 · answered by mateo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And a big smile on the face of the 'gator.
That's funny.... heck, I can't even walk after a glass of tequila.
2006-11-30 15:52:00 · answer #3 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gd 1 lol 8/10
2006-11-30 18:07:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This oversexed guy has lots of stories to tell!
2006-11-30 15:49:23 · answer #5 · answered by junior 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha
I didn't read it
I think I heard that one though
Goodnight!
2006-11-30 15:54:07 · answer #6 · answered by [think{{happy}}thoughts] 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That poor gator.
I'd rate that a 10!!!!!!!!!!1
2006-11-30 15:48:10 · answer #7 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Genius! LOL
2006-11-30 20:56:04 · answer #8 · answered by Joao L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol wow thats a good one.
2006-11-30 15:55:47 · answer #9 · answered by Gar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's great, I'll have to remember that one.
2006-11-30 17:59:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋