This morning on the Highway, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Polo Golf with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. Can you believe this? I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that damn makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the steak and kidney pie out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Stevie and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.
Damn women drivers.
2006-11-30 15:22:49 · 16 answers · asked by Oversix 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Glad to hear big Stevie and the twins survived a man driving. LOL. Very funny.
2006-11-30 16:20:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hang on for one second.
She was driving a Polo AND a Golf
And putting her make up on in both, now that must be dangerous.
Damn women drivers
2006-12-01 04:50:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was good i really thought you were having a go at women drivers i have to say not all women drivers are like that though cheers for the laugh
2006-11-30 23:25:31 · answer #3 · answered by Sarah S 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hey, talk about coincidence...My wife told me about some guy coming towards her, swerving all over the road, and nearly hitting her car, while she was putting on her makeup. She nearly wrecked the Golf.
2006-11-30 23:38:12 · answer #4 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm completely against sexist jokes. Cna't help laughing though.
2006-12-01 07:09:08 · answer #5 · answered by Skippy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If a woman wants to drive I will not stand in her way.
2006-12-01 02:04:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hate women drivers but that was good
2006-11-30 23:40:06 · answer #7 · answered by Boo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The lesson of your story? Don't look at women while driving. hahhahahahaa.
2006-11-30 23:30:24 · answer #8 · answered by junior 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
its ok 8/10
2006-12-01 02:09:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
you funny man
2006-12-01 03:43:37 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋