Jokes & Riddles - November 2006

Ironically are the only ones big enough to run around in...

2006-11-30 11:47:12 · 12 answers · asked by Pete 1

what the hell happen to my ceiling

2006-11-30 11:44:05 · 14 answers · asked by BIG JOHN 4

What is greater than god, more evil than the the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you ate it you would die?

2006-11-30 11:43:27 · 26 answers · asked by d 3

For this one I'm going to take flack, but it looooks the same forward or back, mom does it right, and dad is still in sight, when you look for agreek running back?

2006-11-30 11:42:33 · 7 answers · asked by Carl-N-Vicky S 4

you are stranded in a jungle,the only thing you have is a gun with 1 bullet,you are surrounded by a beer,a lion and a horse what would you do to escape?

2006-11-30 11:40:49 · 15 answers · asked by Im Just Blessed 2

Some try to hide, some try to cheat, but time will show, we always will meet. Try as you might, to guess my name. I promise you'll know, when you I do claim.

2006-11-30 11:39:02 · 15 answers · asked by Wasabi 3

There were three moles digging under a breakfast house. The dad came first, then the mom, then the baby.
The dad said, "Mmm, I smell waffles!"
The mom said, "Mmm, I smell pancakes!"
The baby said, "Well all I can smell is molasses!"

2006-11-30 11:31:39 · 13 answers · asked by d 3

2006-11-30 11:23:27 · 20 answers · asked by Im Just Blessed 2

what kind of prank would you pull if you were invisible?

2006-11-30 11:21:41 · 8 answers · asked by chris 3

Hi tiddly Itie

2006-11-30 11:16:53 · 12 answers · asked by dawleymouse 4

bored bored bored bored bored you get the idea...

2006-11-30 11:14:02 · 5 answers · asked by ExpertOfNothing 3

When I live I cry, if you don't kill me I'll die. What am I?

2006-11-30 11:10:44 · 14 answers · asked by Wasabi 3

Cause maxfactor

2006-11-30 11:09:53 · 9 answers · asked by evs 3

2006-11-30 11:04:13 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-11-30 10:58:02 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

just answer one of my 3 questions
[1]what do you put on of your hand in the winter to keep it warm
they look at each other and say we do not know......the boss says a glove
{2}what do you put on your hands in the winter to keep them both warm........they look at each other and say we do not know...the boss says it gloves
{3]what does the queen sit on to go to wash room and do her business
they look at each other and say three gloves

2006-11-30 10:51:16 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

A while back, when in canada, 90 american cents equaled a canadian dollar and in america, 90 canadian cents equaled an american dollor, a man (bob) buys ten cents worth of beer from a canadian bar, pays with his american dollar, and gets an american dollar back. He then crosses over the boarder to america and buys ten cents worth of beer. He pays with his canadian dollar and gets a canadian dollar. He continues to do this until he ends up drunk, and has the exact same dollar in his pocket. Who pays for the beer?

2006-11-30 10:42:51 · 10 answers · asked by Artemis Fowl 1

when the British fire a shot? The iraqis duck !! What happens when the Iraqis fire a shot ? The British duck !! What happens when the Yanks fire a shot every f****r ducks !!!!!!! How's that for friendly fire ?

2006-11-30 10:31:43 · 12 answers · asked by Shredder 6

Radio trivia

2006-11-30 10:31:03 · 9 answers · asked by TRINA 2

They both have handle bars... except for the duck!

2006-11-30 10:26:20 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

.... Had the cat been walking away, would he have invented the pencil sharpener?

2006-11-30 10:25:57 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

I was only wondering because lm sure my girlfriend thinks she is a deer in the woods when she is asleep.

2006-11-30 10:25:24 · 17 answers · asked by max 4

fart in a half full milk carton then put the lid back on and wait (timing is crucial)when the person you`re playing the trick on appears look unsuspecting and say does that milk smell off .....automatically they will smell it

2006-11-30 10:19:07 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

a question instead of a joke. Why are the Yanks such thick touchy buggers?

2006-11-30 10:16:05 · 15 answers · asked by Shredder 6

here on holiday goes into a pub. He is admiring a large bulls head on the wall and says to a local "wow buddy that is some animal up there". Yeah says the local that bugger killed my grandad. Wowee says the Yank you mean it gored him to death?. No you pillock it fell on him while he was playing dominoes !!!!!!

2006-11-30 10:05:00 · 15 answers · asked by Shredder 6

wheres a good place to read chuck norris joke, or just post what you know on her, theyre so retarded, but so funny

2006-11-30 09:59:47 · 6 answers · asked by Guitr Playrrr 2

walk into a road house to wash the trail dust from their throats,They stand at the bar drinking and talking.suddenly a woman behind who had been eating a sandwhich begins to cough,After a minute it becomes apparant that she is in real distress.The cowboys walk over to her."Kin yah swallow" asks one of the cowboys,The woman shakes her head, "Kin yah breathe" asks the other. the woman whilst turning a bit blue shakes her head again.
The first cowboy lifts up the back of her skirt, yanks down her panties,and slowly runs his tongue from the back of her thigh up to the small of her back,this shocks the woman to a violent spasm, the obstruction flies out of her mouth and she begins to breathe again. The cowboy walks back to the bar and takes a drink of his beer,His partner says, "Ya know iv'e heard o that there Hind Lick Maneuver but i aint never seen nobody do it"

2006-11-30 09:55:30 · 16 answers · asked by chris w. 7

Two blondes were playing golf at a foggy par three, and could see the flag, but not the green. Each hit their ball anyway. When they walked to the green, they discovered one about three feet from the cup, while the other somehow had gone directly in.

They tried to figure out which ball belonged to who, since they were both using Titleist number threes. Unable to decide, they returned to the Club House and asked the golf pro for a ruling.

After hearing their story and congratulating them both on their superb shots under such adverse conditions he asked, "OK, so which one of you was playing the yellow ball?"

2006-11-30 09:45:58 · 30 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3

“Welcome to NHS Psychiatric hotline… If you are obsessive compulsive please press 1 repeatedly… If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multi-personalities, please press 3,4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid delusional, we know who you are and what you want – just stay on the line so that we can trace the call…
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press…. If you are manic depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press, no one will answer.”

2006-11-30 09:40:47 · 11 answers · asked by geoffrey2312 3

The mythical protector of the Jewish adores and fondles this precious piece of jewelry. The jewelry of the finger.

What is the answer to the riddle above reffering to?
Hint: It's reffering to a famous movie....

2006-11-30 09:40:06 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous