wheres a good place to read chuck norris joke, or just post what you know on her, theyre so retarded, but so funny
2006-11-30 09:59:47 · 6 answers · asked by Guitr Playrrr 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Chuck Norris can believe its not butter
Do you know what happens to people that beat Chuck? Ask Bruce Lee, he beat Chuck and check what happened to him.
If you want a baby like Chuck Norris, use a condomm, if your partner concieves the baby is definately Chuck.
Handicap parking isn't made for handicap people. Its made for Chuck Norris and if you park there you will be handicapped.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding
Chuck Norris eats coal and poops out diamonds
Brokeback Mountain isn't only the name of a movie, its also the name of all of the brokeback ninjas in Chuck Norrirs' frontyard.
Chuck norris shaves his balls with a samuri sword... because he can
If you can see chuck norris, chuck norris can see you, if you cant see chuck norris, you are seconds from death
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
Before he goes to bed, the boogeyman checks his closet for chuck norris!
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun
2006-11-30 10:12:50 · answer #1 · answered by kay 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Chuck Norris is a He not a Her.
2006-11-30 18:03:34 · answer #2 · answered by duc602 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
believe it or not there are several sites. just google Chuck Norris.
they are funny. shh...don't let Mr. Norris hear you laughing or he'll sneak up behind you and deliver a round house kick to your head!
2006-11-30 18:03:20 · answer #3 · answered by Jenna 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris got in a fight and lost his left testicle. Today, we refer to it as Jupiter.
2006-11-30 18:01:54 · answer #4 · answered by Nadja 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
www.duckshit.com/chuck-norris-jokes/ or
www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
2006-11-30 18:03:25 · answer #5 · answered by strawberrypink_blush 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
their are at www.chucknorrisfacts.com
2006-11-30 18:03:00 · answer #6 · answered by dan the man 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋