Jokes & Riddles - October 2006

2006-10-07 00:39:02 · 21 answers · asked by shams 2

2006-10-07 00:36:36 · 18 answers · asked by apurba s 3

once the2nd brother raped the eldest brother's wife .and the youngest saw it. he wanted to intimate it to the eldest. how he will ?

2006-10-07 00:20:43 · 9 answers · asked by jayanta d 1

Answers on a postcard pleeze, alright forget about the postcard just shoot...............

2006-10-07 00:07:30 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-06 23:54:40 · 25 answers · asked by fivelighters 4

2006-10-06 23:35:24 · 5 answers · asked by fivelighters 4

http://www.eyetricks.com/jesus.htm

read the instruction before you do it....

2006-10-06 23:34:46 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

A young man called Paul invited his mother for dinner and his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome Paul's flatmate,Simon,was.She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two and this only made her more curious.Over the course of the evening,while watching the two interact,she started to wonder if there was more between Paul and his flatmate than met the eye.Reading his mums thoughts, Paul volunteered,"I know what you must be thinking,but I assure you,Simon & I are just flatmates". About a week later,Simon came to Paul saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner,I've been unable to find the frying pan,you don't suppose she took it do you?" "Well I doubt it,but I'll email her just to be sure"said Paul.So he sat down and wrote:
DEAR MOTHER, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID" TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE,I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID NOT" TAKE THE FRYING PAN,BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER. LOVE PAUL
Several days later, Paul received an email from his mother which read:
DEAR SON, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO" SLEEP WITH SIMON, AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO NOT" SLEEP WITH SIMON, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF HE WAS SLEEPING IN HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY NOW.
LOVE MUM

2006-10-06 23:18:24 · 29 answers · asked by wee stoater 4

Click on this page

http://www.eyetricks.com/scary_optical_illusion2.htm

Look at the pic, you'll see a room, there's something not quite right with it.

1st to come back with the answer gets 10 points.

Hint: concentrate on the centre of the room, it might take you a minute to get it

2006-10-06 23:13:40 · 24 answers · asked by projetkarma 2

Click on this page

http://www.eyetricks.com/scary_optical_i...

Look at the pic, you'll see a room, there's something not quite right with it.

1st to come back with the answer gets 10 points.

Hint: concentrate on the centre of the room, it might take you a minute to get it

2006-10-06 23:09:43 · 7 answers · asked by projetkarma 2

I zoomed in on google earth in the Afghan mountains and I saw Bin Laden popping his head out of a cave, who do i tell

2006-10-06 23:07:58 · 25 answers · asked by projetkarma 2

2006-10-06 22:57:20 · 17 answers · asked by Krishna 1

Avatar!!

Hint:Its a cartoon.....

2006-10-06 22:29:40 · 9 answers · asked by Lovemykids 2

Say,"I"

2006-10-06 22:27:46 · 12 answers · asked by icyhott4urmind 1

2006-10-06 22:25:28 · 8 answers · asked by rebecca_sld 4

If i added salt to a cup of water will it float or sink?

If i added salt to a cup and shook it would it evaporate?

If i added sugar to a cup of of water would it float or sink?

If i added sugar to a cup and shook it would it evaporate?

If i added baking soda to a cup of vinegar would it rise?

If i added baking power to a cup and shook it would it evaporate?

2006-10-06 22:00:57 · 9 answers · asked by Lovemykids 2

A man was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."

When the man returned, he shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"

The man nodded. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day."

"From hunger, you mean?"

"No, from skipping.

Have a great weekend ^_^ smile always

2006-10-06 21:58:14 · 15 answers · asked by ettezzil 5

Three ants were walking, the first said, there are two ants behind me, the second said, there are two ants behind me, the third said, there are two ants behind me.

2006-10-06 21:27:23 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

http://www.iriddler.com/illusions/box.htm

check that site out and tell me what you think!!

2006-10-06 21:11:36 · 9 answers · asked by Lovemykids 2

I just made this up, but it does have an answer. Want to take a guess?

2006-10-06 21:02:44 · 5 answers · asked by shardf 5

There is 2 doors. You walk up to them and there is 1 guard on each door. One door leads to hell and one leads to heaven BUT one guard always lies and the other always tells the truth. How can you find out which door is which and which guard is which?
YOU CAN ONLY ASK ONE QUESTION!!!!!!!!!

2006-10-06 20:37:46 · 23 answers · asked by Mariah♥ 3

22345+25478=45789

How come this answer is possible?

2006-10-06 20:31:29 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

Ever try to keep a 300 lb puszy wet?

2006-10-06 20:14:50 · 18 answers · asked by jennilaine777 4

2006-10-06 20:09:37 · 10 answers · asked by Saм 2

To get to the other side! Duh!

2006-10-06 20:01:17 · 16 answers · asked by jennilaine777 4

A woman went out to buy new shoes one day and went to work and died. Why?

2006-10-06 19:54:20 · 12 answers · asked by kastro 2

After the Great Flood, as he let the animals off the ark , Noah told each pair, "Go forth and multiply", and he watched them depart into the distance.

In the following months he occasionally came across some of them again. He saw the bears, and they now had their cubs with them. The deer had fawns, the cattle had calves, the the geese were feeding their new goslings, the cats had a litter of kittens, and everywhere he went he saw young squirrels and frogs and sparrows.

But one day Noah found the snakes, and they were alone without offspring.
He asked them, " Can it be that you have no young? Why don't you multiply yourselves?"

The snakes answered "There used to be lots of fallen trees around here, but the flood washed them all away, and we haven't found any more yet."

"I don't understand," replied Noah. "Why do you want fallen trees?"

The snakes answered, "We're adders. We need logs to multiply."

2006-10-06 19:50:58 · 12 answers · asked by wild_turkey_willie 5

10 points for the first to get it right... just cause I'm bored, and so are you :)

2006-10-06 19:45:39 · 6 answers · asked by ♥michele♥ 7

Last time, we saw this following riddle:

What happened to the guy who stayed up all night wondering where the sun went?
A: It finally dawned on him!

Hehhe. And here is today's riddle:

Can you explain the sign outside the toy store, that says not to feed the animals?

Good luck! :)

2006-10-06 19:29:41 · 9 answers · asked by iamigloo 6

....O1

2O O3

5O O4

Without lifting your pen figure out a way to match all the dots together.No overdoing lines.And dont forget about the diagonal "|X|" that goes down the middle of the house.

I hope this is understanding.!!!

sequence?

2006-10-06 18:51:07 · 12 answers · asked by joe_incredible 1