A young man called Paul invited his mother for dinner and his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome Paul's flatmate,Simon,was.She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two and this only made her more curious.Over the course of the evening,while watching the two interact,she started to wonder if there was more between Paul and his flatmate than met the eye.Reading his mums thoughts, Paul volunteered,"I know what you must be thinking,but I assure you,Simon & I are just flatmates". About a week later,Simon came to Paul saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner,I've been unable to find the frying pan,you don't suppose she took it do you?" "Well I doubt it,but I'll email her just to be sure"said Paul.So he sat down and wrote:
DEAR MOTHER, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID" TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE,I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID NOT" TAKE THE FRYING PAN,BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER. LOVE PAUL
Several days later, Paul received an email from his mother which read:
DEAR SON, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO" SLEEP WITH SIMON, AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO NOT" SLEEP WITH SIMON, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF HE WAS SLEEPING IN HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY NOW.
LOVE MUM
2006-10-06
23:18:24
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Oh come on, LKH! I am sure your mum isn't listening just now!
2006-10-06
23:29:32 ·
update #1
Solja for God - that is the point - it is only a joke!!
I apologise now if I cause offence - but it is a joke and nothing other! Should I have changed it and made it boy/girl or girl/girl joke?? The punchline would still be the same.
2006-10-06
23:43:53 ·
update #2