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A young man called Paul invited his mother for dinner and his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome Paul's flatmate,Simon,was.She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two and this only made her more curious.Over the course of the evening,while watching the two interact,she started to wonder if there was more between Paul and his flatmate than met the eye.Reading his mums thoughts, Paul volunteered,"I know what you must be thinking,but I assure you,Simon & I are just flatmates". About a week later,Simon came to Paul saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner,I've been unable to find the frying pan,you don't suppose she took it do you?" "Well I doubt it,but I'll email her just to be sure"said Paul.So he sat down and wrote:
DEAR MOTHER, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID" TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE,I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID NOT" TAKE THE FRYING PAN,BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER. LOVE PAUL
Several days later, Paul received an email from his mother which read:
DEAR SON, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO" SLEEP WITH SIMON, AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO NOT" SLEEP WITH SIMON, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF HE WAS SLEEPING IN HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY NOW.
LOVE MUM

2006-10-06 23:18:24 · 29 answers · asked by wee stoater 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

Oh come on, LKH! I am sure your mum isn't listening just now!

2006-10-06 23:29:32 · update #1

Solja for God - that is the point - it is only a joke!!

I apologise now if I cause offence - but it is a joke and nothing other! Should I have changed it and made it boy/girl or girl/girl joke?? The punchline would still be the same.

2006-10-06 23:43:53 · update #2

29 answers

That my little brother took a paint ball gun and splattered paint all over her replica of the Moan Lisa! It was like $15,000 to make the replica!!!!!!!! It was so much fun!!!!!!!!!

2006-10-07 03:06:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Lol! Don't think i remembered what i lied to my mum...
How's this joke?

A guy came into a bar one day and said to the bartender, "Give me six double vodkas."

The bartender says, "Wow! You must have had one hell of a day." "Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."

The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"

On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"

"Yeah, my wife..."

2006-10-06 23:46:32 · answer #2 · answered by miracleMB 3 · 1 0

Told my mum that you only get school reports at primary school and then proceeded to forge my mums signature on all the return slips for the next 5 years whilst I was at secondary school.

As an only child somehow I got away with this. I am now 33 years old and I still haven't told her!!!

2006-10-06 23:35:13 · answer #3 · answered by anniewomble 2 · 0 0

Like a typical lady my mum asked if her bum looked big before she went out for a work meal and i told her no, Im a good little girl really!

2006-10-06 23:21:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Paul's mom is so typical,when i was 15 i told mom that we went to the movie but we did some things ELSE

2006-10-07 01:06:04 · answer #5 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0 0

i used to eat all the sweets and chocolate that my mum had the fridge and hide the wrappers in my brothers bedroom ,and when my mum asked me if i have had any chocolate i would say not but tell her i saw my brother eating some he used to get a right telling off lol

2006-10-07 03:34:22 · answer #6 · answered by zoe b 2 · 0 0

I promised her I was'nt doing drugs! but told her 4 yrs later the whole truth so I felt a bit better!

2006-10-06 23:23:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That i was going to a religious studying circle & i went to a night club!!NICE JOKE BY THE WAY!!

2006-10-06 23:32:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Told her I was spending the weekend at my friends house, when in reality I was in Paris that weekend with my boyfriend of the time!!

2006-10-07 00:22:57 · answer #9 · answered by firefly 4 · 0 0

I told her that i bought my 2200 euros Gibson guitar for only 400 euros....!!! I was saving money for 8 months but she didnt know it. If she learns i bought a 2200 euros guitar in my 17 years she ll kill me...

2006-10-06 23:23:03 · answer #10 · answered by giorocks 2 · 0 0

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