A man was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the man returned, he shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"
The man nodded. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean?"
"No, from skipping.
Have a great weekend ^_^ smile always
2006-10-06 21:58:14 · 15 answers · asked by ettezzil 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao i thought it was something grosse...
Hence im eating at the moment..lol
Thanks you too...
Its saturday...IN nz :)
2006-10-06 22:11:28 · answer #1 · answered by Lovemykids 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha that was cute but could you imagine skipping for a whole day just skipping everywhere you need to be that would suck
have a awsome weekend
2006-10-07 05:49:32 · answer #2 · answered by Blue S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!!! thats so funny!! thats the funnyest thing i have heard all day thanx 4 brightening up y day and u have a good weekend to and keep the jokes comming!
2006-10-07 05:30:21 · answer #3 · answered by Lady Gag 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i know this joke going to end when i see the word SKIP
2006-10-07 09:46:42 · answer #4 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That's a good one! LOL.
Hope you have a great Sunday!
2006-10-08 13:51:29 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok. Fairly good pun.
2006-10-07 05:10:24 · answer #6 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow
i wish i cud take this advice seriously.
2006-10-07 05:01:31 · answer #7 · answered by Excellent E 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good 1 ....have a great weekend........yourself.....â¥
2006-10-07 05:26:00 · answer #8 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Good one! And you have a great weekend, too! Thanks for the laugh!
2006-10-07 05:00:11 · answer #9 · answered by GirlsRGamers2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha that's funny
2006-10-07 05:01:40 · answer #10 · answered by naturalselection 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋