Ever try to keep a 300 lb puszy wet?
2006-10-06 20:14:50 · 18 answers · asked by jennilaine777 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I feel quite loopy!
2006-10-06 20:16:57 · update #1
Jim and Edna were both patients in a psychiatric hospital. One day while
they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into
the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim
out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she
immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now
considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna, she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad
news. The good news is you're being discharged...since you were able to
rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another
patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad
news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with
his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"
2006-10-07 15:45:55 · answer #1 · answered by magic the gathering player 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The common hippo mates in the water as does the pygmy hippo, which also copulates on land. Births occur in the water in both species, although the pygmy hippo sometimes calves on land. Usually, only one calf is produced at a time, though twins do occur at a low rate. Births may take place throughout the year, but there are peaks associated with increased rainfall. Hippopotamuses are polygamous.
2006-10-06 20:24:26 · answer #2 · answered by apurba s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not so much about keeping that pussy wet as it is about maneuverability. These pigs are BIG. The water just makes them more buoyant. Plus, if you've ever seen a hippo's penis you'd realize just how improbable it would be to "direct" it to its target without the benefit of the watery environment.
(plus, it's way more private) Who wants to be gawked at by a wildebeast while you're doing the horizontal mambo? The mood would be killed in a heartbeat. The laughing hyenas are so much worse than the wildebeasts.
2006-10-06 21:02:33 · answer #3 · answered by DANIEL R T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buoyancy did you ever try and hold up a male hippo on land.
2006-10-06 20:20:49 · answer #4 · answered by timex846 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Well there was this one time at band camp..."
Actually I heard it was because astroglide does not come in an economy, wet and wildlife size so they just have to make due with what is available.
2006-10-06 20:45:35 · answer #5 · answered by LORD Z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's where they are most comfortable. Not all creatures are trashy enough to get knocked up in the back seat of a car.
2006-10-06 20:17:24 · answer #6 · answered by Lov'n IT! 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Tactical manoeuvres and nature's lube 1000, all in one place.
2006-10-08 08:08:02 · answer #7 · answered by mmmporg 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because they can sweat to death during the act, it takes a lot of energy due to their size, so inside the water they can be fresh
2006-10-06 21:32:38 · answer #8 · answered by Krapumas 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is easy for them in underwater. They are not so lucky as you and I are.
2006-10-06 20:17:53 · answer #9 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because they're hippos...
If they're monkeys... they'll be making babies up on the trees...
2006-10-06 20:17:42 · answer #10 · answered by Jimmy the Cricket 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋