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To get to the other side! Duh!

2006-10-06 20:01:17 · 16 answers · asked by jennilaine777 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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christ! chicken, what are you on?

2006-10-07 04:14:39 · answer #1 · answered by johnny G. 2 · 0 0

I had this thought of calling someone with that old gag, but putting a modern twist on it. IT would probably go something like this.

Me: Hello, is your refrigerator running?
Them: Yes..
Me: Good. Now bring it to the dock at the east end pier or I kill your wife.
Them: What?
Me: Bring me the refrigerator by midnight or the lady gets it pal!
[hang up]

2006-10-07 03:07:43 · answer #2 · answered by Future Resident 3 · 0 0

yikes these are oooooolllllddddd where did you here that one at?

because the chicken and the armadillo had the day off
and prince albert is in the can
what does your watch say

2006-10-07 03:04:51 · answer #3 · answered by huh? 2 · 0 0

Because, it couldn't handle the heat, so; it got out of the kitchen.

2006-10-07 03:27:31 · answer #4 · answered by LORD Z 7 · 0 0

hahaha my refrigerator do not have legs to run

2006-10-07 03:08:19 · answer #5 · answered by mellbez 2 · 0 0

no,no.no, you call someone up & ask them if there fridge is running, when they say yes, you say well you better come get it, it just ran by my house, played that as a teenager.

2006-10-07 03:05:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Or...you better go catch it. Or...get some heat in this house, so is my nose.

2006-10-07 03:12:41 · answer #7 · answered by Rex 4 · 0 0

No, it never pokes its nose into others affairs, it is my Car which is running!!!!!!

2006-10-07 17:00:48 · answer #8 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0 0

No, actually it isn't' "running", it is staying in one stop-standing still. lol.

2006-10-07 03:08:28 · answer #9 · answered by sdrose17 4 · 0 0

So then what is the freezer doing?

2006-10-07 03:03:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

That`s not a queastion.

2006-10-07 03:03:02 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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