After the Great Flood, as he let the animals off the ark , Noah told each pair, "Go forth and multiply", and he watched them depart into the distance.
In the following months he occasionally came across some of them again. He saw the bears, and they now had their cubs with them. The deer had fawns, the cattle had calves, the the geese were feeding their new goslings, the cats had a litter of kittens, and everywhere he went he saw young squirrels and frogs and sparrows.
But one day Noah found the snakes, and they were alone without offspring.
He asked them, " Can it be that you have no young? Why don't you multiply yourselves?"
The snakes answered "There used to be lots of fallen trees around here, but the flood washed them all away, and we haven't found any more yet."
"I don't understand," replied Noah. "Why do you want fallen trees?"
The snakes answered, "We're adders. We need logs to multiply."
2006-10-06 19:50:58 · 12 answers · asked by wild_turkey_willie 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL...........Nice.
I think not a lot of people would get it right.
2006-10-06 23:26:39 · answer #1 · answered by Who am I? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-26 22:29:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty Old stylers to use logs to multiply, Couldn't they use Slide rule, Calcualator, Palm top or some thing like that ?!!!
2006-10-07 10:07:41 · answer #3 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear god... I can't believe I read that through to the end!
HA!
2006-10-06 19:52:23 · answer #4 · answered by iswd1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha good joke
2006-10-06 20:25:04 · answer #5 · answered by mark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, kind of get it.
Ah got it! funny!
2006-10-06 19:53:30 · answer #6 · answered by Hicktown girl66 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2006-10-07 02:31:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha...funny lol
2006-10-06 19:53:09 · answer #8 · answered by texascg008 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one, .........hahaha...they should have logged on.....
2006-10-06 20:03:54 · answer #9 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny!! (^_^)
2006-10-06 23:12:09 · answer #10 · answered by JennyfferBCN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋