Jokes & Riddles (Entertainment & Music) - September 2006

sarah wrote I don't think they allow jokes here? problem is she seemed very serious and may be the type who feels the need to censor everyone but herself.

2006-09-27 20:14:34 · 6 answers · asked by fun97501 2

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If you were out horseback riding with Jack and Jack helped you get off your horse. The next time would you?

help jack off his horse?

2006-09-27 19:53:33 · 5 answers · asked by al p 3

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Who is in charge of the yahoo POLICE ???????

Have had some very tame jokes deleted from this site..........

2006-09-27 19:44:57 · 10 answers · asked by Sangy . 4

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what's the differance between radio & MP3?

2006-09-27 19:41:33 · 8 answers · asked by chirag s 1

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what's the difference between wife & girlfiend?

2006-09-27 19:39:41 · 36 answers · asked by chirag s 1

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Double double and a riddle that makes go UGH!?

Last time, we had this following riddle:

How do you hunt bear?
A: By taking off your clothes!

Heh. And here is today's riddle:

Do you think it will be fun to tickle a mule?

Good luck! :)

2006-09-27 19:30:12 · 9 answers · asked by iamigloo 6

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answer this ?

if you take joe,lui, and james to florida drive back pick up mary, angel and jessy get lost then drive and take lucy home whats the name of the driver.

2006-09-27 19:20:42 · 22 answers · asked by VICTOR M 1

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Funniest one line jokes. tell me if they are funny. i'll post more?

Funniest one line jokes.

Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?"
Wife: "I couldn't lift the table."

"What did one ghost say to another?"
"Do you believe in people?"

My friend has a fine watch dog.
At any suspicious noise he wakes the dog and the dog begins to bark.

They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.

"Room Service? Can you send up a towel?"
"Please wait someone else is using it."

When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance.

"Where did you get those big eyes?"
"They came with the face."

I went alone on our honeymoon. My wife had already seen Niagara Falls.

2006-09-27 19:05:01 · 21 answers · asked by iamgood 2

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Jack and Jill equation. I can't come up with an equation for this statement. Help!?

Jack and Jill went up the hill on top of an elephant. Jill got off to help Jack off the elephant. Where do I start? I'm not sure if I should put this question in mathematics or Jokes? Any ideas?

2006-09-27 19:01:49 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

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How does Ford name it's trucks?

10 points for the answer that I am looking for, remember, this is the Jokes & Riddles category.

2006-09-27 18:54:11 · 5 answers · asked by Custo Dian 3

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A riddle to answer?

The answer is a single word.

The first two letters make a man
The next letter with the man make a woman
The next letter with the woman make a man of distinguished courage
The last letters with the man of distinguished courage make a woman of distinguished courage

What is the word?

2006-09-27 18:44:47 · 14 answers · asked by PollyPocket 4

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A joke with a moral - LOL?

A fellow passed a house with a little red light burning in front, so he stepped inside. There was nothing in sight, and nothing there but an empty bare hallway, with 2 doors reading "Over 35" and "Under 35".
He decided to be truthful and entered the door that said "Over 35". He found himself in another empty hallway, this one with 2 doors that read, "Over 8 inches" and "Under 8 inches".
Truthful again, he went through the "Under 8 inches" door and found himself in another empty hall, with 2 more doors reading, "Once a night" and "Over 4 times a night".
Still wanting to be truthful, he entered the door marked "Once a night" and found himself back out on the street.
The moral of this story is "Always tell the truth and you'll never get screwed."

2006-09-27 18:43:27 · 16 answers · asked by Pd 6

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Whats the name of the best marijuana plant?

2006-09-27 18:29:47 · 14 answers · asked by VICTOR M 1

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"Joke," just laught..last one for me and I go sleeping.?

Ur daddy so black, when he went to night school the teacher mark him absent.

Bye bye everyone...hope you had a little laugh and no offend but it was just a joke!

2006-09-27 18:25:07 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

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