Funniest one line jokes.
Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?"
Wife: "I couldn't lift the table."
"What did one ghost say to another?"
"Do you believe in people?"
My friend has a fine watch dog.
At any suspicious noise he wakes the dog and the dog begins to bark.
They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.
"Room Service? Can you send up a towel?"
"Please wait someone else is using it."
When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance.
"Where did you get those big eyes?"
"They came with the face."
I went alone on our honeymoon. My wife had already seen Niagara Falls.
2006-09-27 19:05:01 · 21 answers · asked by iamgood 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Did you make these up yourself? Never heard of these before. Sounds original. Really, really funny stuff.
2006-09-27 19:09:28 · answer #1 · answered by OnThe36th 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
You need to know what a one-liner is. Your jokes are kinda funny, but they are not one-line jokes. One line jokes are like:
"I man walked up to me and said he hadn't had a bite in 3 days, so I bit him"
"In a battle of wits, you are an unarmed opponent"
"I sat down my son and said that it was time we had the talk about sex.....he said "ok, what do you want to know?"
"I looked at my family tree and found out that I am the sap"
"Disneyland, the only people trap built by a mouse"
2006-09-27 19:40:37 · answer #2 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha! Funny! I liked the one about the dog.
2006-09-27 19:07:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love one-liners, all of those are winners. But you forgot the classic Groucho Marx:
"Yesterday I shot an elephant in my pajamas, how he got in my pajamas I'll never know."
2006-09-27 19:37:53 · answer #4 · answered by comrade_crunch 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea cute i like the one with the eyes post some more
2006-09-27 19:08:20 · answer #5 · answered by EiaMaria 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like this one:
"What did one ghost say to another?"
"Do you believe in people?"
2006-09-27 19:09:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I liked them. They are pretty funny!
2006-09-27 19:08:46 · answer #7 · answered by Leroy Is Tina 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What's black and screws on the wall?
Two flies.
2006-09-27 20:30:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are pretty funny!
I liked them.
2006-09-27 19:31:41 · answer #9 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It makes me grin but not laugh.
2006-09-27 19:34:33 · answer #10 · answered by junior 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋