A fellow passed a house with a little red light burning in front, so he stepped inside. There was nothing in sight, and nothing there but an empty bare hallway, with 2 doors reading "Over 35" and "Under 35".
He decided to be truthful and entered the door that said "Over 35". He found himself in another empty hallway, this one with 2 doors that read, "Over 8 inches" and "Under 8 inches".
Truthful again, he went through the "Under 8 inches" door and found himself in another empty hall, with 2 more doors reading, "Once a night" and "Over 4 times a night".
Still wanting to be truthful, he entered the door marked "Once a night" and found himself back out on the street.
The moral of this story is "Always tell the truth and you'll never get screwed."
2006-09-27 18:43:27 · 16 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is a funny one!!
Thanks for all the good jokes that you post here.
2006-09-27 20:20:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well it may have had a moral, but you know what it didn't have? A freakin' punchline.
Just kiddin'. It was okay. I think I need to go to bed.......
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2006-09-28 01:56:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny. Don't ever let your sex partner be on top.
Moral is; "You'll never f*ck up."
2006-09-28 03:59:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool joke!Where cha gettit from?
2006-09-28 02:08:10 · answer #4 · answered by t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Totally awesome. I hope you have more like these. Yea, I am going to tell this one tomorrow......good job !!!
2006-09-28 02:17:33 · answer #5 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. That'a a Good Joke! LOL.
Wishing you a great day.
2006-09-29 05:15:15 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like the moral..a 10..thx for sharing..g'morning to ya sire...
2006-09-28 02:27:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey that's a good 1 never heard that 1..................very good
2006-09-29 07:36:29 · answer #8 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was wondering where that one was going.
2006-09-28 02:05:04 · answer #9 · answered by Frogface53 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hee hee
2006-09-28 02:05:11 · answer #10 · answered by willis_is_40 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋