Jokes & Riddles - September 2006

2006-09-27 17:23:11 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-09-27 17:21:30 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

the catchiest theme song ever?

♥

2006-09-27 16:57:44 · 14 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7

2006-09-27 16:44:18 · 11 answers · asked by vrunda c 1

If you make 3 right hand turns in a row, what are you doing ?

2006-09-27 16:32:30 · 13 answers · asked by kimmy3 3

There was a green house.
Inside the green house there was a white house
Inside the white house there was a red house.
Inside the red house there were lots of babies

WHAT AM I?

2006-09-27 16:23:16 · 16 answers · asked by liltexas36 3

if..
1=3
2=3
3=5
4=4
5=4
6=3
7=5
8=5
9=4

what's () equal to?
(10)=?
(11)=?
(12)=?

*got it from my teacher..have fun☻

2006-09-27 16:22:26 · 18 answers · asked by ♥☻karma☻♥ 2

Twice six is six and so
Six is but three.
three is just five, you know.
What can we be?
Would you want more of us;
Nine is but four of us,
Ten is but three.

2006-09-27 16:06:38 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-09-27 15:55:11 · 13 answers · asked by semsem 1

like mistress something...along those lines?

2006-09-27 15:52:03 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-09-27 15:47:51 · 14 answers · asked by semsem 1

2006-09-27 15:42:05 · 8 answers · asked by semsem 1

A manufacturer once stated, "If people told the truth more often I could sell much more of my product". What does he manufacter??

2006-09-27 15:41:23 · 11 answers · asked by missmozee 3

An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom.
As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it!" "Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me that he thinks you're really cute!"

2006-09-27 15:38:36 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous

one day Carl went out scuba diving. he was 15 feet below sea level when he noticed a guy at the same depth he was, but without any scuba gear. Carl went another further 15 feet down, and the guy joined him a few minutes later. Carl was really puzzled by this, but continued further down yet another 15 feet
the guy caught up with him once again. by this stage Carl couldn’t believe his eyes. he took out his waterproof blackboard and chalked on it, 'how on earth are you able to stay under this deep without any scuba equipment?' the guy took the board and chalk, scribbled over what Carl had written, and wrote, 'I'M DROWNING, YOU IDIOT!'

2006-09-27 15:30:33 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-09-27 15:29:45 · 32 answers · asked by semsem 1

2006-09-27 15:28:44 · 6 answers · asked by semsem 1

What is greater then God, more evil then the Devil, poor people have it, rich people want it, and if you eat it you will die? Good luck! I'll post the answer in a bit!

2006-09-27 15:26:46 · 17 answers · asked by belyndabeth 2

...but all I could grow was pianos.

2006-09-27 15:26:33 · 3 answers · asked by twiztidsdad 5

...but it folded.

2006-09-27 15:24:39 · 4 answers · asked by twiztidsdad 5

A cucumber costs $0.33
A pepper costs $0.52

You only have $5 to spend and you must spend it all. How many of each can you buy with the $5?

2006-09-27 15:22:53 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

1- The 1st correct answer well get the best answer.
2- If no one answered, the closest well be selected as the best answer.
3- The answer well be revealed for all of you if there wasn't any close answer by selecting any best answer randomly :)
4- cheating is not allowed :) God is watching you

2006-09-27 15:19:17 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

A word equation puzzle... Some examples are:
100 Y in a C= 100 YEARS in a CENTURY
18 H in a GC= 18 Holes in a Golf Course
12 M in a Y= 12 Months in a Year
etc... hopefully you get the point.
So what could 3 D in an A.C. mean?!?!

Thanks

2006-09-27 15:14:27 · 7 answers · asked by rl 2

a nuclear scientist and a blonde are sitting on a bus together. the scientist leans over and asks if she would like to play a game. he says, 'I’ll ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $10 and vice versa.' she’s tired, so says no, but he keeps persisting
'look, then, you pay me $10 if you don’t know the answer., and I’ll pay you a $100 if I don’t know the answer.' he thinks that since she’s a blonde he’s sure to win the game. so she agrees. the scientist asks, 'how big is the Great Wall of China?' the blonde says nothing, but simply reaches into her purse and hands over $10. 'my turn now,' she says. 'what flies to the moon on Monday and returns on Thursday?' the scientist looks puzzled, and whips out his laptop computer and searches his CD encyclopedias. he rings up all his scientific buddies and puts the word out to find an answer. meanwhile, the blonde has fallen asleep. some time later, when he has exhausted all his contacts and can not find the answer he nudges her awake and hands he $100. ‘well, what is the answer?’ he asks her in frustration. In silence, she reaches into her bag and hands him $10

2006-09-27 15:13:27 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

what kind of animals live in forests? you dont have to but can you be specific? please? thanks! ^^

2006-09-27 15:13:17 · 8 answers · asked by jjj9394 2

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but you are really ill. In fact, you haven't got long to live".

Patient: "Oh my God! How long have I got?"

Doctor: "Ten".

Patient: Oh My GOD!! Ten what? Years? Months? Days?"

Doctor: "Nine".

2006-09-27 15:11:16 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous

A D L H S S


The word has to contain all the letters.....I don't know the answer either please help

2006-09-27 14:57:05 · 12 answers · asked by buster 2

2006-09-27 14:44:15 · 20 answers · asked by cabletwuck 2

So this new bar opens and the owner can't think of a name. So he decides to name the bar after the 3rd person who walks in. It takes dosen't take long and soon the 3rd customer walks in.
The owner jumps up and walks over to the girl. “You're the 3rd person to enter my bar and I'm going to name it after you.”

“Okay,” she says, “my name is Jill.”

The owner looks her over and says, “I like your legs so I'm going to name the bar 'Jill's Legs'”

The next day a bum is sitting outside the bar and a cop askes him what he's doing. He answers, “Waiting for Jill's Legs to open so I can get a drink!”

2006-09-27 14:42:43 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

There were seeds in that cucumber that the pickle was before it was a dill pickle, so if there are no seeds in the dill pickle WTF took them out!!!!

2006-09-27 14:42:04 · 6 answers · asked by cabletwuck 2