2006-09-27 14:44:15 · 20 answers · asked by cabletwuck 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
One leg is both the same
2006-09-27 14:47:37 · answer #1 · answered by Papa 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
draw a line all the way around the duck then cut the duck right down through the center then measure both halves and that will be the difference.
2006-09-27 21:49:30 · answer #2 · answered by schlepp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You got Mallards you got Drakes,Ring necks,Alaskan duck,theres a lot of difference in ducks.
2006-09-27 21:53:05 · answer #3 · answered by kman1830 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
difference between a duck and what?? I guess i don't understand what your trying to ask since you didn't.
2006-09-27 21:47:46 · answer #4 · answered by pritty_princess_c 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
need more information to answer " what different between a duck " need to know between what else
2006-09-27 21:49:29 · answer #5 · answered by firstknight 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no difference at all...geez that was easy.
here's a 'lil joke for you:
He's gonna do what?
There were these twin sisters just turning one hundred years old in St. Luke's Nursing Home and the editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there and take the pictures of these 100 year old twin biddies. One of the twins was hard of hearing but the other could hear quite well. The photographer asked them to sit on the sofa. The deaf one said to her twin, "WHAT DID HE SAY?" He said, "WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!", said the other. "Now get a little closer together", said the cameraman. Again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?" "HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE". So, they wiggled up close to each other. "Just hold on for a bit longer, I've got to focus a little," said the photographer. Yet again - "WHAT DID HE SAY?" "HE SAYS HE'S GONNA FOCUS!" With a big grin the deaf twin shouted out, "OH MY GOD - BOTH OF US?
2006-09-27 21:55:50 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The duck can't type you can.
2006-09-27 21:54:45 · answer #7 · answered by Neptune2bsure 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the duck weighs exactly the same as the witch!!! because it floats on water just like wood and wood can be burned just like witches!
*love monty python logic*
2006-09-27 21:48:32 · answer #8 · answered by savvyfullhouse 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Listen, when you ask for a difference you must have at least two
things to compare. [ Nothing ] And that my final answer
2006-09-27 22:17:48 · answer #9 · answered by Sugar 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One leg is longer than the other.
2006-09-27 21:47:03 · answer #10 · answered by Kevin 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋