a nuclear scientist and a blonde are sitting on a bus together. the scientist leans over and asks if she would like to play a game. he says, 'I’ll ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $10 and vice versa.' she’s tired, so says no, but he keeps persisting
'look, then, you pay me $10 if you don’t know the answer., and I’ll pay you a $100 if I don’t know the answer.' he thinks that since she’s a blonde he’s sure to win the game. so she agrees. the scientist asks, 'how big is the Great Wall of China?' the blonde says nothing, but simply reaches into her purse and hands over $10. 'my turn now,' she says. 'what flies to the moon on Monday and returns on Thursday?' the scientist looks puzzled, and whips out his laptop computer and searches his CD encyclopedias. he rings up all his scientific buddies and puts the word out to find an answer. meanwhile, the blonde has fallen asleep. some time later, when he has exhausted all his contacts and can not find the answer he nudges her awake and hands he $100. ‘well, what is the answer?’ he asks her in frustration. In silence, she reaches into her bag and hands him $10
2006-09-27 15:13:27 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great joke. It's a rebel in all of the blonde jokes.
2006-09-27 15:15:58 · answer #1 · answered by Caribbean Blue 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
That's a funny joke, but I've heard it before.
2006-09-27 22:16:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
LOL! That's quite funny... one of the better jokes I have heard.
2006-09-27 22:17:51 · answer #3 · answered by Rawr! It's Katie(: 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sounds like an easy $80.00
2006-09-27 22:50:18 · answer #4 · answered by childofthefifties 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha funny
2006-09-28 00:39:03 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q: How did the blond try to kill the bird?
A: Threw it off a cliff.
2006-09-27 22:17:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I like that joke...I've heard it, but I still like it!
2006-09-28 00:39:12 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Raven 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAAHHA THIS IS HILARIOUS!!! I had to read it a couple of times but I finally got it. It's hilarious! real funny!!! :)
2006-09-27 22:29:29 · answer #8 · answered by 2cute4u 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋