So this new bar opens and the owner can't think of a name. So he decides to name the bar after the 3rd person who walks in. It takes dosen't take long and soon the 3rd customer walks in.
The owner jumps up and walks over to the girl. “You're the 3rd person to enter my bar and I'm going to name it after you.”
“Okay,” she says, “my name is Jill.”
The owner looks her over and says, “I like your legs so I'm going to name the bar 'Jill's Legs'”
The next day a bum is sitting outside the bar and a cop askes him what he's doing. He answers, “Waiting for Jill's Legs to open so I can get a drink!”
2006-09-27 14:42:43 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha that was hilarious havent laughed that hard all day. thank you
2006-09-27 14:45:01 · answer #1 · answered by CHERRYSCION 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
At least it wasn't a restaurant in which the third customer had a great a**.
2006-09-27 14:45:28 · answer #2 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Finally, a joke about me!
2006-09-27 15:00:24 · answer #3 · answered by JillA 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, but I've heard it before.
2006-09-27 14:54:01 · answer #4 · answered by *SaTaN*KiTtY* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny
2006-09-27 15:10:35 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaaha that wos frickin hilarious...tell me another
2006-09-27 14:45:37 · answer #6 · answered by Aimee S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh dear lol nice â¥
2006-09-27 14:44:55 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this joke is ok.. but its not that funny
2006-09-27 14:45:31 · answer #8 · answered by sxy_chicana4ever 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, but how is this a question, i'm lil tired of all these silly jokes (that i find are usually not original).
2006-09-27 14:44:51 · answer #9 · answered by Chuck'n Da Deuce 3 · 0⤊ 4⤋
lol
2006-09-27 14:45:13 · answer #10 · answered by todd c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋