Jokes & Riddles - September 2006

Can a man legally marry his widows's sister in the state of california?

2006-09-05 06:48:22 · 12 answers · asked by tsd574 3

Before the days of motor cars, a man rode into town on his horse. He arrived on friday, spent three days in town and left on friday. How is that possible?

2006-09-05 06:47:19 · 11 answers · asked by tsd574 3

A man builds a house with all four sides facing south, a bear walks past it. What color is the bear?

2006-09-05 06:45:49 · 5 answers · asked by tsd574 3

http://i8.tinypic.com/2ewcpw1.jpg

2006-09-05 06:43:58 · 19 answers · asked by I LOVE NY 1

a blind man was walking down the street when his guide dog stopped and peed on his leg. reaching into his pocket, he took out a cookie and gave it to the dog. a passer by who had seen everything was impressed with the mans kindness. 'that’s a nice thing to do after what your dog just did.'
'not really,’ replied the blind man. 'I just needed to find out where his mouth is so I can kick him in the balls.'

2006-09-05 06:43:02 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

A) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
than the
British or Americans.

(B) On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer
fewer heart
attacks than the British or Americans.

(C) The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks
than the British or Americans.

(D) The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer
fewer
heart attacks than the British or Americans

(E) Conclusion: Eat & drink what you like. It's speaking English
that kills
you.

2006-09-05 06:42:05 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous

Those who make it, don't want it; those who buy it, don't use it; those who use it, don't know they're using it.

2006-09-05 06:37:49 · 4 answers · asked by sweatshopbass 1

An old riddle.

2006-09-05 06:30:15 · 10 answers · asked by sweatshopbass 1

If you attemt to Fail at succeeding...and you accomplish it... Then which have you done?

2006-09-05 06:29:18 · 17 answers · asked by bamboh 1

If i have only one-hundred dollars and i have to spend it all on to buy 100 animals and the cows cost ten dollars and the pigs cost five dollars and the goats fifty cents what would i buy?

2006-09-05 06:23:48 · 10 answers · asked by KaRiNa S 1

so while interviewing at cold spring harbor last year, one of my interviewers just asked a riddle. it went something like this. how do you tell when 60 secs is up when all you have is a match, a candle and a piece of string. This was for a ph.d program and no one got it, have you guys ever heard of this one? and if so what the heck is the answer!!!!? Thanks.

2006-09-05 06:09:45 · 4 answers · asked by deus82 3

2006-09-05 06:05:14 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

because they only have one tinky winky!!!
ok I know its not a question as such, its just a joke to cheer you all up!

2006-09-05 05:49:17 · 9 answers · asked by sonia 3

2006-09-05 05:40:27 · 5 answers · asked by Darth Jhon 3

a man lives on the roof of a twenty story building. on rainy days he can ride the elevator all the way to the top floor and get to his place. on sunny days he can only ride halfway, to the tenth floor, and has to walk the stairs the rest of the way.

2006-09-05 05:37:41 · 7 answers · asked by cwfraggle 3

2006-09-05 05:27:15 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

Ok!The 24 hour mourning period is now officially over!!! If Steve Irwin had worn factor 30 sunblock or above,he would still be alive!!! WHY?????

2006-09-05 05:07:20 · 21 answers · asked by silverfox_388 2

2006-09-05 05:05:06 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

I needs cheering up !!

2006-09-05 04:40:39 · 17 answers · asked by ♥ Love Angel Music Baby 3

Dealing badly with boredom...thought you people could use a laugh...

A man walks into a bar with a long pole under his arm. The barman asks him, "Hey, are you a pole vaulter?" The man goes, "Actually, I happen to be German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"

NOTE: No offence to poles, pole vaulters, Germans, Polish people, barmen or bars intended. Thank you and have a super day!

2006-09-05 04:37:43 · 27 answers · asked by Disgruntled Biscuit 4

I want the funniest way to answer this question without being rude or sarcastic.An answer to this question also appeared in Reader's Digest magazine.I wonder if anyone remembers it.

2006-09-05 04:30:18 · 17 answers · asked by Shanil 2

3 women are standing on a street corner - all of them are wearing burlap sacks - the question is: which 1 is the prosititue?

2006-09-05 04:27:57 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

A row as erupted at the world famous St Andrew old course. It was when it was found out that the first 20 spaces in the car park had been taking up by golfers?

2006-09-05 04:24:48 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

it should be true or a good and respectable joke.

2006-09-05 04:24:48 · 12 answers · asked by dbysmt 1

like the scottish are so tight that....

2006-09-05 04:24:29 · 19 answers · asked by RBr 1

News! The wife of a famous spirtualist has filed of divorce, as she has found out he's had a bit on the other side?

2006-09-05 04:20:35 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-09-05 04:17:13 · 7 answers · asked by BUDDXX 2

plz open this:---

http://www.netdisaster.com/go.php?mode=dog&url=http://www.answers.yahoo.com/

2006-09-05 04:15:11 · 10 answers · asked by Àdvice me aboût ŠtudŸ in ÄUŠ.PLŽ 1

If you are locked in a room with no windows or no doors. Don't ask how just think that you were mysteriously placed there with a limited supply of oxygen. All you have is a mirror and a saw. You have to use those two objects to get out.

Think about it. The answer lies in you English class!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

2006-09-05 04:13:09 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

Why don't we use "HORSEBOY" for a person who keeps Horses ? Or why don't we use "DONKEYBOY" or "BUFFALOBOY" !!!!!

2006-09-05 04:10:08 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous