does anybody know any jokes about tight people??

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like the scottish are so tight that....

Financially

Answer 1

My supervisor is so tight, I can sharpen a pencil with his anus - lol

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Michael Colier said this one... A white man, a black man, a Asian man and a Latino were on Mt.Kilimanjaro. The Asian man jumped and said this is for my people. The Latino man said this for my people and he jumped. The black man grabs the white man and throws his @$$ off and says this for my people. Here is another one. What is the diffences between a smart lawyer and a good lawyer? A good lawyer know the law. A smart lawyer knows a judge. This isnt a joke but it gave me a good laugh. The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a University of Alabama Law School graduate from an upper crust family; well-bred, well-connected, and all that goes with it. The other finalist was a redneck from Auburn University in Alabama. The rules of the contest required each finalist to compose a four line poem in one minute or less, and the poem had to contain the word "Timbuktu." The Duke graduate went first. About thirty seconds after the clock started he jumped up and recited the following poem: "Slowly across the desert sand Trekked the dusty caravan. Men on camels, two by two Destination-Timbuktu." The audience went wild! How they wondered could the redneck top that? The clock started again and the redneck sat in silent thought. Finally, in the last few seconds, he jumped up and recited: "Tim and me, a-huntin' went. Met three ladies in a pop-up tent. They was three, we was two, So I bucked one and Timbuktu

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does anybody know any jokes about tight people??
like the scottish are so tight that....

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Bubba liked to frequent the old swimming hole but was never able to attract the girls. He decided to ask his friend Billy-Bob for advice. "It's those big baggy swimming trunks that make you look like an old fool.. They're years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos, about two sizes too little, and drop a fist-sized tater down inside them. I'm telling ya man...you'll have all the babes you want!" The following weekend, Bubba hits the swimming hole with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato. Everybody at the swimming hole was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick! Bubba went back to his buddy Billy-Bob and asked him, "What's wrong now?" "Lard-Almighty Bubba!" said Billy-Bob, "the tater goes in the front!"

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Tight people eat nees

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i heard copper wire was invented by 2 scotsmen fighting over a penny
the scots are so tight they can peel an orange in there pocket
hes tighter than a ducks @rse under water

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Is it true, you said that, you can never get your wallet out, coz your genes are too tight?

My kid said he saw that tiny chicken in your kitchen doing weights......... Having guests over this weekend by any chance?

God! i just love the swatch underpants, they rock.

I knew a man who was so tight, he'd collect the wind in plastic bags during a hurricane. Then open them in a heatwave, to save using the air-conditioning.

He became a Buddhist to save on shampoo.
He thinks every month is Ramadan.
I took his photograph and he did me for theft.
He once said that his ideal partner is Mother Theresa, and he would have spoiled her rotten if he had the chance..
And once he enquired if bullshit could be converted to fuel.

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Two taxis collided in Aberdeen. 47 people were injured

He's as tight as a bulls **** in fly time

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He's so tight he only cries out of one eye.

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Tighter than 2 coats of paint.
If he ate coal he'd s*** a diamond.
He kept waking up at night to see if he had lost any sleep.