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because they only have one tinky winky!!!
ok I know its not a question as such, its just a joke to cheer you all up!

2006-09-05 05:49:17 · 9 answers · asked by sonia 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

Ha ha that was cute!!!!!!

A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical.
The nurse starts with certain basic items.
"How much do you weigh?" she asks.
"115," she says.
The nurse puts her on the scale.
It turns out her weight is 140.
The nurse asks, "Your height?"
"5 foot 8," she says.
The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 5".
She then takes her blood pressure
And tells the woman it is very high.
"Of course it's high!" she screams,
"When I came in here I was tall and slender!
Now I'm short and fat!"

2006-09-05 05:57:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Tinky Winky... Isn't that the gay one? The purple one with a man's voice and carries a purse? That's funny. The one with the penis on his head is Dipsy, right? DIPsy, that's funny by itself!

2006-09-05 12:52:42 · answer #2 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0 0

They are all gay... They also probably were playing with each other while going to the bathroom and sticking it in each other's butt.

2006-09-05 13:42:36 · answer #3 · answered by theodore.story 2 · 0 1

thats funny

2006-09-06 04:46:59 · answer #4 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0 0

i liked that one

2006-09-05 19:06:20 · answer #5 · answered by elle_april_79 2 · 0 0

i am not cheered. send me more jokes.
indiansoffline@yahoo.com

2006-09-05 12:52:43 · answer #6 · answered by indiansoffline 1 · 0 0

lol pritty good

2006-09-05 12:52:56 · answer #7 · answered by jericho sland 4 · 0 0

funny and i like ^ that one lol (if its there lol)

2006-09-05 13:15:35 · answer #8 · answered by kez_124 4 · 0 0

No, it's because they're GAY, jk

2006-09-05 13:16:57 · answer #9 · answered by kyungduckha 2 · 0 0

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