joke,survey report?

Question

A) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
than the
British or Americans.

(B) On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer
fewer heart
attacks than the British or Americans.

(C) The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks
than the British or Americans.

(D) The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer
fewer
heart attacks than the British or Americans

(E) Conclusion: Eat & drink what you like. It's speaking English
that kills
you.

Bubba and Billy Joe are walking down the street in Macon, and they see a sign on a store which reads, "Suits $5.00 each, shirts $2.00 each, trousers $2.50 each. Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Joe, Look here! We could buy a whole gob of these, take 'em back to Rabun County, sell 'em to our friends, and make a fortune. Just let me do the talkin' 'cause if they hear your accent,

they might think we're ignorant, and not wanna sell that stuff to us. Now, I'll talk in a slow Virginia drawl so's they don't know we is from Georgia."



They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Virginia drawl, "I'll take
50 of them suits at $5.00 each, 100 of them there shirts at $2.00 each,
50 pairs of them there trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up my pickup and..."







The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll from Georgia, ain't ya?"







"Well...yeah," says a surprised Bubba...."How come you knowed that?"

"Because this is a dry-cleaners."

Answer 1

Haha... I didn't expect this joke to be funny but it got me to laugh out loud in the end...