a blind man was walking down the street when his guide dog stopped and peed on his leg. reaching into his pocket, he took out a cookie and gave it to the dog. a passer by who had seen everything was impressed with the mans kindness. 'that’s a nice thing to do after what your dog just did.'
'not really,’ replied the blind man. 'I just needed to find out where his mouth is so I can kick him in the balls.'
2006-09-05 06:43:02 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No. But I Know this guy, his name is Attar. his daughter came to my house and she kicked my dog.
2006-09-05 06:49:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll just turn a blind eye to it
2006-09-05 13:50:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I have never hit my dog & would never even think of hitting or kicking him anywhere else.
2006-09-05 19:38:16 · answer #3 · answered by Lei-Loo 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
yes, If we were playing a strange version of football...
(sorry, I had an urge to say that...)
2006-09-05 15:56:33 · answer #4 · answered by Daniellelelelelee.e. Yeah, that. 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
heck yes
2006-09-05 14:15:39 · answer #5 · answered by Heat seeking missile 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha very funny. it depends on what my dog did for me to kick him period. but other than that....no i love ray-ray.
2006-09-05 14:40:26 · answer #6 · answered by nikki -nicole 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Its called cruelty to animals.
2006-09-05 13:48:09 · answer #7 · answered by J D 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol, funny!
2006-09-05 16:18:01 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
that's not a good one...
2006-09-05 13:57:17 · answer #9 · answered by Fatty McButterpants 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
no way!
2006-09-05 14:06:53 · answer #10 · answered by duke 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋