Dealing badly with boredom...thought you people could use a laugh...
A man walks into a bar with a long pole under his arm. The barman asks him, "Hey, are you a pole vaulter?" The man goes, "Actually, I happen to be German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"
NOTE: No offence to poles, pole vaulters, Germans, Polish people, barmen or bars intended. Thank you and have a super day!
2006-09-05 04:37:43 · 27 answers · asked by Disgruntled Biscuit 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey has YA gotten so freaking tight ____ (you know what goes there) that now you have to add, a NOTE? People who do take offence better wake up! This section is "Jokes & Riddles" you can stay home and boo-hoo all ya want!
http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/
2006-09-05 04:49:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good, Makes one laugh.
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2006-09-05 18:49:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious! Thanks for the laugh. I'm involved with a community theater and their next play opens this Friday and it's called 'Polish Joke'. Too bad THIS joke wasn't in the script!
Have a great day!!!
2006-09-05 04:41:40 · answer #3 · answered by Coo coo achoo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If people take it as offensive, then disreguard my comment. But if not, i thought that was cute.
2006-09-05 05:05:39 · answer #4 · answered by nina w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh?
I went to HMV on weekend and was going to buy bambi on DVD when i went to purchase it the cashier said it was £25 - i said that was a little dear!
2006-09-05 04:41:05 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
im none of the above. but i thought that was awesome im going to tell that to my mates. cheers
2006-09-05 05:50:51 · answer #6 · answered by jericho sland 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-09-05 04:43:14 · answer #7 · answered by a_facchini 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, I am polish and I do not take offense. Thanks for the laugh. That was funny.
2006-09-05 04:40:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard billy connolly say that one on a vid.
2006-09-05 04:42:44 · answer #9 · answered by true 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha,ha and no offence taken....but then I'm none of the above!
2006-09-05 04:39:25 · answer #10 · answered by Breeze 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋