Jokes & Riddles - August 2006

2006-08-29 14:50:02 · 5 answers · asked by JOE LEWIS S 2

clue #1 " YOU ALWAYS KNOW HOW TO TURN ME ON"

clue #2 "YOU LIKE TO PUT SOMETHING HARD AND ROUND INSIDE OF ME"

clue #3 " WHEN YOU GET ENOUGH OF ME, IS WHEN YOU REALLY TURN ME OFF"

WHAT AM I?

2006-08-29 14:33:46 · 29 answers · asked by Gurlie 2

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

2006-08-29 14:32:28 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-29 14:29:20 · 13 answers · asked by KatzPlace 6

have you ever laughed so hard that you can't breath ,your stomach hurts ,you piss yourself and your crying lol

2006-08-29 14:25:05 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

What is made up with all different colors imaginable and and un emaginable,interfere with people from when they are born to when they die,made up with different categories of levels,give us different paths to it,and we can lose it,something you interfere with anbd work with all the time, and is say to carry the past,present and future?

2006-08-29 14:21:08 · 11 answers · asked by Lissa305 4

2006-08-29 14:15:34 · 8 answers · asked by kenneth p 1

I got a head I cant think with
An eye I can not see out of
I have to hang around with two nuts all the time
My closest neighbor is a real asshole
My best friend is a cat
I throw up every time I get excited and worst of all
my neighbor beats me

2006-08-29 13:59:00 · 7 answers · asked by Tina 6

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ahe6.h_C7zlEcAjRc4JSxwogBgx.?qid=20060829172528AAfA4Ts

2006-08-29 13:54:14 · 21 answers · asked by pauld81 2

whats worse then finding ten dead babies in a dumpster?
















finding one dead baby in 10 dumpsters

2006-08-29 13:37:52 · 14 answers · asked by cindy m 1

2006-08-29 13:34:33 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

Anybody under the age of 13 should not read this, and if you do, you're not gonna understand anyways...

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.

It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it.


You're a 90's kid if:

♥ U remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain , and Two Stupid Dogs.
♥ You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!
♥ You just cant resist finishing this... "Iiiiiiin west philladelphia born and raised..."
♥ You remember TGIF on ABC. Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
♥ You remember when, 2Pac and Selena died.
♥ You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
♥ You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
♥ You remember reading "Goosebumps"
♥ You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

2006-08-29 13:27:47 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-29 13:25:28 · 40 answers · asked by pauld81 2

2006-08-29 13:20:12 · 11 answers · asked by kenneth p 1

2006-08-29 13:15:59 · 33 answers · asked by colelover798 1

2006-08-29 13:15:18 · 6 answers · asked by colelover798 1

Was he stuck to the farmers nob?

2006-08-29 12:59:39 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-29 12:49:57 · 9 answers · asked by Jennifer T 2

come just take a guess i need the answer

2006-08-29 12:46:48 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-29 12:41:43 · 9 answers · asked by Mocha 3

B.U.D , you're my buddy,
add on a D and what do you see?
add on a Y and what might you be?
B.U.D, you're my buddy


going out to all the buds out there. ( there's a dance aswell)

2006-08-29 12:11:41 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

im so pissed off with my homework. so can someone plz tell me a really good joke!?!?!?!?!?!?

2006-08-29 12:06:34 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

A man was born in 1955. He's alive and well today at age 33. How is this possible?

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2006-08-29 12:05:12 · 9 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7

The word CANDY can be spelled using just 2 letters. Can you figure out how?

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2006-08-29 12:04:14 · 8 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7

A woman has 7 children, half of them are boys.
How can this be possible?

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2006-08-29 11:59:28 · 11 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7

This guy and his wife went to the doctor because the woman got pregnant. The guy said he didn't understand how it happened because they were on the pill. The doctor asked the woman if she had been taking it every day. The guy said, "Oh! She could never remember to take it so I was taking it for her. !;o)

2006-08-29 11:54:24 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

Bowl?

2006-08-29 11:54:23 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous

How many letters are in the alphabet?

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2006-08-29 11:49:50 · 26 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7

carry all of them without having one of them being eaten and he can only carry it over 4 times .he uses a boat to cross and crosses a river hint sheep goes first

2006-08-29 11:47:47 · 4 answers · asked by :) 3

1: How do you confuse a blond??

2: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone??

3: Why do Blondes have orgasms??

Note the avatar. I am blonde so if you are offended by my jokes get a life and a sense of humor. Don't be nasty to me, I am here for the laughs.

2006-08-29 11:47:25 · 7 answers · asked by mizbehavingirl 4