im so pissed off with my homework. so can someone plz tell me a really good joke!?!?!?!?!?!?
2006-08-29 12:06:34 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A woman had a parrot that she took with her everywhere she went.
She would even take the parrot to the club with her when she went
dancing and drinking on Saturday nights. Whenever the woman went onto
the dance floor, the parrot would yell, "The roof, the roof, the roof
is
on fire, we don't need no water-let the muthafukkah burn!
Burn, muthafukkah, burn!" The crowd on the dance floor would always
cheer and holler in appreciation when the parrot would yell. This would
make the parrot yell even more and of course make the crowd go wild.
This
would go on all night long, everytime the parrot went out.
One Sunday morning the woman took the parrot to church and into the
choir stand with her.
And when the choir started to sing, the parrot yelled, "The roof, the
roof,
the roof is on fire, we don't need no water-let the muthafukkah burn!
Burn, muthafukkah, burn! She embarrassingly corrected the parrot,
"No, you don't say that here!!"
The parrot looked around and asked, "Why not? These are the same
muthafukkahs that was at the club last night!!!..
2006-09-01 07:46:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
EVER WONDER
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors and lawyers call what they do "practice"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Hope these were helpful, and you do a good job on your homework after a few chuckles
2006-08-29 19:43:57 · answer #2 · answered by Orchid 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two teens decided to experience sex for the first time! The girl told the boy to undress first. He took off his shoes and socks; the girl said"" OHHHH! What happens to your toes, the boy replied I have "Toelio" when young but it is ok now!!. He pull down his pants and the girl said " Heyy! you have ugly knees!! The boy replied "Well, iI have kneesles, but I am ok now!!! He is ready to pull his short down and the girl said: "I surely hope you do not have SMALL POX!!" He!he!
2006-08-29 19:28:23 · answer #3 · answered by Tony I 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How does Jessica Simpson play bridge?
she jumps off one
2006-08-29 19:13:34 · answer #4 · answered by dishwasher67 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear about the guy who lost 300 lbs of ugly fat?
He divorced his wife.
2006-08-30 08:52:27 · answer #5 · answered by scourgeoftheleft 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what's green, slimy, and smells like pork?
kermit's finger.
2006-08-29 19:09:12 · answer #6 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋