Was he stuck to the farmers nob?
2006-08-29 12:59:39 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
because he was going to get a lip job to see if chikens can wistle if they have lips duh!
2006-08-29 13:18:49 · answer #1 · answered by Im sorry if i hurt you♥ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
http://www.answers.com/chicken%20cross%20the%20road
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Although perhaps the most famous of all jokes in the English language, this joke is a Non-joke, in that its humor value comes from the fact that it is expected to be funny. Additionally, it is rarely told on its own, but instead is referenced, modified, or parodied in a number of other jokes.
One of the many word-plays on the television series M*A*S*H was spoken by Hawkeye when the power-mad Frank Burns ordered the entire unit to move just a few dozen yards for no reason at all: "Why is this chicken outfit crossing the road?"
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: Because the chicken was on vacation.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road in Texas?
A: To show the armadillo/opossum how it's done.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?
A: To get to the same side.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because it was too far to go around.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Colonel Sanders [of Kentucky Fried Chicken fame] was chasing it.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To see a man lay bricks.
In the film Stripes (done in march cadence):
Bill Murray: Why did the chicken cross the road?
(Platoon): To get from the left to the right!
Sometimes it is juxtaposed with another category of humor:
2006-08-30 08:46:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The chicken crossed the road, because the people on that side of the road, weren't asking why did the chicken cross the road.
2006-08-29 20:26:07 · answer #3 · answered by mizbehavingirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To escape Kentucky Fried
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2006-08-29 20:19:03 · answer #4 · answered by too tired to sleep 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was looking for Gregory Peck.
So what made Jane Russell ?
answer = Max Factor
2006-08-30 02:03:00 · answer #5 · answered by Daddybear 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't think so he got sick of inane meaningless questions and crossed the road to get squashed to escape it all.
2006-08-29 20:03:58 · answer #6 · answered by ron k 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cause Corneille Sanders was chasing him
2006-08-29 20:20:06 · answer #7 · answered by SpittinThaReal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get away from your ugly As$ lol
2006-08-29 20:03:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the chicken couldn't take this yahoo forum anymore
2006-08-29 20:50:49 · answer #9 · answered by me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get to the other side.
2006-08-29 20:05:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he wanted to see if the grass was greener on the other side.
2006-08-29 20:17:54 · answer #11 · answered by IthinkFramptonisstillahottie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋