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2006-08-29 13:25:28 · 40 answers · asked by pauld81 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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It's the parcels under your eyes love. They make wonderful pillows for the mice. And the way your jealous left eye stares at your nose with envy. I can see from the glint in it's glass composition,,,, that it's cracking. No it really is.

2006-08-30 03:39:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

The dumbest person?

2006-08-29 15:56:15 · answer #2 · answered by i.needitall 2 · 0 0

Gee-Willekers, 10-9

2006-08-29 13:28:51 · answer #3 · answered by Smokey76 3 · 0 0

I've got monkeyshine on my nuts and it won't come off even with the sandpaper!! I'm going to have to send a smoke-signal to Batman... maybe he can make a wish for it to be gone so I can get back to playing this ukulele with my wooden ear.

2006-08-29 14:05:13 · answer #4 · answered by Lighthawk Demon 4 · 0 0

Our emergence number, as the operators do not allow you pick more than one service.

Apparently we are not allowed to have an Ambulance & the Police!!

I think she was new, but they could have trained her on a different fcuking day.

2006-08-29 13:34:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

dont no but the dumbest question.....take a wild guess

2006-08-29 13:28:09 · answer #6 · answered by BIG WILLIE THE GEORGIA TITIAN 4 · 0 0

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts (Dobleeedo)
There they are just standin in the road (Bum bum bum)
Big ones small ones some as big as your head...

Can I have 10 points?

2006-08-29 13:28:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Who's got the dumbest question!!!!!!!! (Spongebob voice)"You Do" (Spongebob laugh)

2006-08-29 13:59:46 · answer #8 · answered by Lissa305 4 · 0 0

T-t-t-tutty Geiger.

2006-08-29 13:27:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

u r so wronge GOD is LOVE n i m rite so i don hav 2 lisen 2 u

2006-08-29 13:29:34 · answer #10 · answered by Foxie 2 · 0 0

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