2006-08-29 14:15:34 · 8 answers · asked by kenneth p 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a pocket knife can provide hours of entertainment
2006-08-29 22:03:50 · answer #1 · answered by David O-man 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When a pocket knife puts you to sleep, you stay asleep.
2006-08-29 14:22:48 · answer #2 · answered by something'srotten 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A book is read
A pocket knife is red after use
2006-08-29 14:39:49 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A book makes you use your brains, A knife can be used to remove your brains.
2006-08-29 14:52:28 · answer #4 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Book is paper. Knife can cut.
2006-08-29 14:50:05 · answer #5 · answered by Mattman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that george bush only uses one (pocket knife)
2006-08-29 14:23:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the pocket knife can kil some1 and the book......ppl can read
2006-08-29 14:20:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
with a book you read it
knife you read the person
2006-08-29 14:45:57 · answer #8 · answered by ladyhawk3k 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋