Jokes & Riddles - July 2006

An oyster can change its sex once every seven days..!!!

2006-07-25 02:02:40 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-25 01:51:01 · 9 answers · asked by baseball_bluez 1

You know, the kind that makes you squirm and wince.

(Well, before this question gets deleted anyway)

I'll start the ball rolling:

Is Gary Glitter good at sex?
Why yes, to him its childs play!!

2006-07-25 01:43:13 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

atleast we could be doing the same when we are fully dressed

2006-07-25 01:39:07 · 11 answers · asked by getrude shiku 1

come on i know your out there. whoever has the best costume design gets 10

2006-07-25 01:32:21 · 8 answers · asked by KYthehumpit ₪scrappyboy₪ 1

right guys everyday someone makes me laugh so much with there jokes that i always come back for more.

so i want all ya jokes,i love long ones, but no silly ones,
dirtyer the better!!

2006-07-25 01:31:55 · 13 answers · asked by beavis 2

Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ten points to whoever gets this!

2006-07-25 01:21:24 · 11 answers · asked by emma 3

It's wise to remember how easily email can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences.

Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email.

Unfortunately, when typing her address, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

"Dearest Wife,

Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

P.S. Sure is hot down here."

2006-07-25 01:17:31 · 5 answers · asked by mommy_mommy_crappypants 4

a joke

2006-07-25 01:16:18 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

P R S I T

2006-07-25 01:06:12 · 10 answers · asked by miracles 1

Remember, eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

2006-07-25 00:55:31 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-25 00:28:38 · 40 answers · asked by milly 2

2006-07-25 00:11:13 · 12 answers · asked by Puppy Zwolle 7

2006-07-25 00:06:59 · 9 answers · asked by police 6

How can i BOUNCe like a ball ????

2006-07-24 23:55:21 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

if you can name every god and goddess you can get 12 points, 2 know and 10 later.

2006-07-24 23:51:13 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"

"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life," her mother explained, keeping it simple.

The child thought for a moment and said, "So why is the groom wearing black?"

2006-07-24 23:42:47 · 9 answers · asked by Hardez 3

2006-07-24 23:41:43 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

Why football is played for 45 minutes each half?

Those who thought of this must have lots of time.

Even the sports scientist and some of the senior
players could not give the right answer.

In that confusing situation one person came up with a
reasonable answer.
He said..."The reason people play this game for 45 minutes is... there are 2 teams and there are 11 players in each team. Each player brings his own "2 balls" so in total there are 44 balls. There is one ball on the ground itself. Thus the grand total is 45"!

Question Answered!

Sometimes there is an extra time of 2 to 6 mins which
is the referee's and his 2 assistant's balls!

2006-07-24 23:27:13 · 9 answers · asked by GS 3

2006-07-24 22:51:36 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

Funniest question in context wins. Make sure your "question" makes sense after the one before you! Like the game on Whose Line is it Anyway?

2006-07-24 22:42:53 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

IM DYING OVER HERE, I'M FREAKING BORED, PLEASE MAKE ME LAUGH OR SOMETHING THAT WILL KEEP ME ALIVE!!!! I WILL GIVE 10 POINTS, JUST SAVE !!!!

2006-07-24 22:34:26 · 16 answers · asked by Soso 3

one day, there's big hurricane. you're driving down the road, passing by a bus station. there are 3 persons standing there.., one is an old lady, one is your best friend and another one is your dream girl/boy.

your car has space for only one more person!
who would you give the ride for?

correct ans gets 10 pts!

2006-07-24 22:30:39 · 19 answers · asked by #1 Girl -She's Bittersweet- 6

My wife and I have 2 dogs. We were buying dog food at Sams and while standing in the check out line a woman behind us asked if we had a dog(?). On impulse, my wife told her "no, my husband is starting 'The Purina Diet' again. He lost 50 lbs the last time he was on it." "Although he probably shouldn't because he'd ended up in the hospital the last time." "The only thing he can remember was waking up in an intensive care unit." "Dog food diet? the woman asked, shocked. "Yes" my wife said, "it is essentially a perfect diet and is nutritionally complete." She told her the way it worked was that I would load my pockets with Purina nuggets, then eat one or two every time I felt hungry. I have to mention, here, that practically everyone in the line was, by now, enthralled with her story. Horrified by the story that I ended up in the hospital for eating dog food, the woman asked "was he poisoned by the dog food." My wife said, "no, he was sitting in the street licking his balls and a car hit him." The two check out lines burst into a roar or laughter. The woman got what she ask for, a stupid answer.

2006-07-24 22:11:12 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-24 22:11:10 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-24 22:10:18 · 11 answers · asked by odandme 6

I feel rough and tired and need cheering up plz

2006-07-24 22:06:32 · 37 answers · asked by ,¸¸,ø¤ºLouis Vuittonº¤ø,¸¸, 1

1st person to guess gets 10 points in 24 hours

2006-07-24 22:05:30 · 19 answers · asked by ,¸¸,ø¤ºLouis Vuittonº¤ø,¸¸, 1

Ah hah hah hah!

2006-07-24 21:52:11 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

What goes through the door without pinching itself?
What sits on the stove without burning itself?
What sits on the table and is not ashamed?

2006-07-24 21:44:14 · 9 answers · asked by alleytress 1