Who can give me a joke in appallingly bad taste?

Question

You know, the kind that makes you squirm and wince.

(Well, before this question gets deleted anyway)

I'll start the ball rolling:

Is Gary Glitter good at sex?
Why yes, to him its childs play!!

Answer 1

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> A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach.
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> He had no arms and no legs.
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> Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
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> The first woman said: "Have you ever had a hug?"
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> The man said: "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.
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> The second woman said: "Have you ever had a kiss?"
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> The man said: "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
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> The third woman walked over to him and whispered in his ear:
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> "Have you ever been f****d?"
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> The fellow looked up in amazement and said "No"
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> She smiled and said: "You will be when the tide comes in!"
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Answer 2

What's the difference between boogers and vegetables?
You can't get your kids to eat a vegetable.

Do you know why Helen Kellar masturbates with one hand?
She has to moan with the other.

How many Ethiopians can you get in a phone booth?
All of them.

Why did George Bush and Tony Blair cross the road?
They were trying to f*ck chickens.

What's red, white, and blue all over?
Michael Jackson in a state of autoerotic asphyxia.

It's Halloween and a little hair-lip boy is dressed up like a pirate. A sweet little old lady gives him a candy bar. She says, "My, my, my, you're a cute little pirate! But where are your buccaneers?"
He says, "On de side ob my buckin' HEAD, lady, where are your BUCKIN' EYES?"

Answer 3

Whats the difference between Neil Armstrong and Micheal Jackson?





Neil Armstrong was the first man on the moon and Micheal Jackson F*cks boys in the A*se!

Answer 4

Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an interesting phenomenon of nature is that only humans stutter, no other animal in the world does this.
Johnny's hand shoots up. "Not correct, Miss!" he says.
"Please explain, Johnny," replies the teacher.
"Well, Miss, the other day I was playing with my cat on the veranda. The neighbour's Great Dane came around the corner, and my cat went "ffffffffff! ffffffffffff! ffffffffff!", and before he could say "F--K OFF!", the dog ate him!"

Answer 5

Who Wants To Be A Millionaire...

One Night After Watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, a man and his wife went to bed and the man was getting very frisky.

He asked his wife if she was in the mood.

His wife answered, "Not tonight dear, I have a headache."

The man replied, "Is that your final answer?"
She said "Yes."

"OK, then I'd like to phone a friend." he replied.

Answer 6

The most tasteless Jokes I heard were dead baby jokes.

Eg
Whats red and goes up a woman's skirt?
A Home-Sick Abortion!

Why did the dead baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.

Answer 7

(1) Why did Micheal Jackson phone Boys II Men?





He thought it was a delivery service.



(2) What do you do with used Tampons?





Give them to vampires for tea bags

Answer 8

Q. When is it time to go to bed at Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch?

A. When the big hand touches the little hand.


(apologies in advance if this offends... and if it does, you shouldn't be reading the answers to this question) :)

Answer 9

How do you get 82 Ethiopian kids inside a VW Beetle?

Throw a breadcrumb inside.

Answer 10

Q.what is black and blue and afraid of sex?
A. the little boy in my cupboard

Q.how do you kill one million flies at once?
A.hit an ethiopian in the face with a newspaper

Q.whats pink and bubbly and squils like a pig?
A.a baby in a microwave

We're getting removed forsure LOL