Remember, eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
2006-07-25 00:55:31 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I am presently a weasel with a pilot's license.
That makes me an "at risk" member of society and I can apply for financial aide from the taxpayers as a previously unprotected group.
2006-07-25 01:09:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
A winged weasel. Weasels are so lithe and cunning they have a verb named after them! And they scamper. I like to scamper. But I also like to fly - in my dreams, I just run very hard and go upwards, but it's hard work because I have to keep running. Therefore I would like a pair of wings. There is no danger of birdstrike (or rather, engine-suck) since I have the aforementioned cunning and the about-to-be-mentioned sharp eyes. Less famous than the "eagle eyes", simply because weasels let the bird take the credit, since they already won their own synonym for cunning.
2006-07-25 06:43:59 · answer #2 · answered by comradelouise 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Eagle
2006-07-25 01:31:11 · answer #3 · answered by floxy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A weasel, anytime. Weasels may not do anything but eat, sleep and make little weasels, but they don't get sucked into jet engines, either.
2006-07-25 01:08:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but they can get eaten by eagles. I'd rather be an eagle and see the Earth spread out beneath me as I soar.
2006-07-25 00:59:54 · answer #5 · answered by cross-stitch kelly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Weasels can end up going round and round, on tyre treads
I would thus, prefer to be the Eagle.
2006-07-25 00:58:40 · answer #6 · answered by Neil - the hypocrite 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute! Convincing argument for all of the weasels out there. Also yet another reason for why one should never tease a weasel.
2006-07-25 00:59:23 · answer #7 · answered by badkitty1969 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eagle!
2006-07-25 01:02:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Weasel..
2006-07-25 01:05:29 · answer #9 · answered by griffinswinsky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
weasel, pretty cute and intelligant. Eagles are beautiful and graceful, and everyone loves them...i like to be different!
2006-07-25 00:58:58 · answer #10 · answered by emma b 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋