My wife and I have 2 dogs. We were buying dog food at Sams and while standing in the check out line a woman behind us asked if we had a dog(?). On impulse, my wife told her "no, my husband is starting 'The Purina Diet' again. He lost 50 lbs the last time he was on it." "Although he probably shouldn't because he'd ended up in the hospital the last time." "The only thing he can remember was waking up in an intensive care unit." "Dog food diet? the woman asked, shocked. "Yes" my wife said, "it is essentially a perfect diet and is nutritionally complete." She told her the way it worked was that I would load my pockets with Purina nuggets, then eat one or two every time I felt hungry. I have to mention, here, that practically everyone in the line was, by now, enthralled with her story. Horrified by the story that I ended up in the hospital for eating dog food, the woman asked "was he poisoned by the dog food." My wife said, "no, he was sitting in the street licking his balls and a car hit him." The two check out lines burst into a roar or laughter. The woman got what she ask for, a stupid answer.
2006-07-24 22:11:12 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
My wife is very funny and quick with a comback. She never embarrasses me. She admitted on the way home that she heard the punch line in a joke. She said it was on on the comedy channel or one of those. The comedian said, "My uncle drank some bad moonshine yesterday, and ended up in the hospital. It made him think he was a dog and..........." I think it is just amazing how she came up with this on the spur of the moment.
2006-07-24 22:44:20 · update #1
Right on! Your wife is quick witted, wish I could have been there!!!!!
2006-07-24 22:30:40 · answer #1 · answered by Carrie C 3 · 20⤊ 4⤋
OMG that is terrific. Your wife needs to work with Bill Engvall the "Here's Your Sign Guy" I bet she keeps you laughing all the time.
2006-07-24 22:29:41 · answer #2 · answered by sparkie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is the funniest thing I have read today. I love your wife she's a classic
2006-07-24 22:33:34 · answer #3 · answered by Rachel 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
That's the coolest shat I've heard in a while.
2006-07-25 01:12:49 · answer #4 · answered by CYNDIITA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WONDERFUL!
You've just made my day a little easier to face, thank you!
2006-07-24 22:29:20 · answer #5 · answered by Lucianna 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for sharing a very good experience of yours! Your wife is very quick, so be careful. LoL!!!
2006-07-24 22:55:02 · answer #6 · answered by GS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats just funny as hell
2006-07-24 22:28:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg! this one got me good!
2006-07-24 23:37:42 · answer #8 · answered by ellalalalalalaoohh 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good.. you must have been very embarrased
2006-07-24 22:19:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
.......maybe she should start her own sitcom! lol
2006-07-24 23:24:09 · answer #10 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋