I feel rough and tired and need cheering up plz
2006-07-24 22:06:32 · 37 answers · asked by ,¸¸,ø¤ºLouis Vuittonº¤ø,¸¸, 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I wanna be loved by you aloOone.....Boop Boop Be Boop!
2006-07-24 22:11:17 · answer #1 · answered by toaddozer 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Things not to say to a naked guy
(giggle and point!)
Are you cold?
At least this won't take long.
But it still works, right?
Can I be honest with you?
Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
Do you take steroids?
Does it come with an air pump?
Every heard of clearasil?
Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
I didn't know they came that small.
I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
I never saw one like that before.
If you get me real drunk first.
It looks like a night crawler.
It looks so unused.
It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
It's more fun to look at.
It's ok, we'll work around it.
I've smoked fatter joints than that.
Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.
Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
Maybe it looks better in natural light.
My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger.
Never mind, why bother.
Oh no, a flash headache.
Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
This explains your car.
What is that?
Where's the rest of it?
Who circumcised you?
Why don't we just cuddle?
Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
Wow, but your feet are so big.
You know they have surgery to fix that.
Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
2006-07-25 07:07:21 · answer #2 · answered by heidielizabeth69 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair; and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater.
J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring
2006-07-24 22:17:00 · answer #3 · answered by Agnes K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am on a scavenger hunt and my last item is "Find the best person, beauty and brains, on this site." I think I just won, now that I have found you
2006-07-24 23:50:22 · answer #4 · answered by SammyK ♥ Brett Lee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your love is like a river, peaceful and deep.
your soul is like a secret that I never could keep.
when I look into your eyes I know that it's true,
God must have spent...
a little more time on you.
enjoy
2006-07-24 22:10:20 · answer #5 · answered by bleed_black_11 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're in luck! Virtual hugs are on sale today! Only 2 points each! (and you dont even pay for it) Does that help?
2006-07-24 22:09:39 · answer #6 · answered by bakerbride2005 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Betty Boop, Betty boop just doin the do for me and youuuuuuuu.
2006-07-24 22:13:36 · answer #7 · answered by Lilac Lady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God loves you so cheer up! :0
2006-07-24 22:27:02 · answer #8 · answered by justurangel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're so fit! Why don't you give yourself a break and have some ice cream and strawberries with whipped cream.
2006-07-24 22:18:46 · answer #9 · answered by klunk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No matter what you're going through, it'll be better soon. Just remember you are strong and in control of your life.
2006-07-24 22:15:17 · answer #10 · answered by metorido 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"People search for beauty, they will not find it until they carry it with them"
"When you like yourself and feel good about who you are, you're happy with or without a special person"
Cheers!!!
2006-07-24 22:13:34 · answer #11 · answered by Gits 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋