a joke
2006-07-25 01:16:18 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why did the accountant cross the road? Because he did it last year. I don't know why a banana would cross the road except maybe to be with other bananas. This question has made me go banannas. I am turning into a big ape. I love banannas. I like to buy them to feel good about myself, and then just watch them rot in the fruit bowl.
2006-07-25 01:22:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 5⤋
The banana is considered the worlds first fruit!!! they have no fat or salt or cholesterol.
They are bloody good but as a fruit they are unable to cross a road unaided.
However in 1854 Clement Latchcock invented the first banana transport vehicle which is still used in many large cities to move single bananas from one pavement to another.
2006-07-25 01:26:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the person carrying it crossed the road
2006-07-25 01:20:01 · answer #3 · answered by Trust_in_myself 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gosh! if not the chicken, the banana crosses the road. What else would cross next time?
2006-07-25 01:20:59 · answer #4 · answered by arthurmljr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get 2 the other side silly!
2006-07-25 01:29:15 · answer #5 · answered by floxy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He couldn't, he's got no legs to walk and no eyes to see, maybe he slithered across!!
2006-07-25 01:19:26 · answer #6 · answered by dancingleigh32 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he heard that the apple was a slu t !!!
2006-07-25 01:19:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he was told to split.
2006-07-25 01:18:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Coz it was going round the bend!!!!!
2006-07-25 04:49:23 · answer #9 · answered by DOC 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Orange you glad you asked?
2006-07-25 01:19:47 · answer #10 · answered by emma 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋