Jokes & Riddles - July 2006

i m a 13 letter word _h_t_ _ _ i _ _ me_.
1. Doctors hate me....
2. Fisher men like me......
3. Kids love to eat me.....
Who am I?
Challenge for U

2006-07-25 21:14:41 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

I'm not the real Xander F. I'm someone who has been trying to get rid of him, but who am I? 10 points to the first person to correctly guess my real user name on here? This should be interesting.

2006-07-25 21:11:26 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-25 21:06:13 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

Hey all,

Just to let you in on a little secret, I'm not Xander F. I have another name on here and decided to log in as Xander F to try and get rid of the other Xander F who keeps spamming people. Basically, I've just been spamming him as much as possible. Do you think it's worked?

Xander F, if you're out there say hello, probably several times.

2006-07-25 20:58:51 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-25 20:43:59 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-25 20:38:20 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-25 20:07:23 · 8 answers · asked by sanjaykhera1113 1

2006-07-25 19:46:46 · 12 answers · asked by bluesparklecat 1

A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive. It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"

He says, "O.K., Get in the car with it."

"Where shall I put it to get it warm?"

He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there.

"But what about the smell?"

"Just hold its nose."

The man is expected to recover,
but the skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene.

2006-07-25 19:44:54 · 8 answers · asked by gogobanca 4

Wolf?

Where's dat liL kitten I was chasing? Wolf?

2006-07-25 19:40:43 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

hghghghg

2006-07-25 19:34:46 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

_____ Cats...

What y'all say?

"the blacker the better, the sweeter the juice"

2006-07-25 19:34:40 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous

Previously, we saw this riddle:

At what sport do waiters do the best in?
A: Tennis, because they really know how to serve!

Heheh. And today's riddle:

Name an animal that you don't want to play poker with.

Good luck! :)

2006-07-25 19:31:29 · 13 answers · asked by iamigloo 6

2 blind people go to shopping center to buy sock. When they went into the shopping center, a sales girl asked them what they want to buy. They said, they want to buy sock. Each of them want 3 pairs of blue, red n green colour. The sales girl gives 3 pairs of different colors sock to each of them, and they leave the shopping center go back home.

On the way back, they were knocked down by a stranger, n all the 6 pairs of sock was fall down on the floor and all 6 pairs were mix together already.

Question: How can each of them get back their 3 pairs of sock of blue, red n green colour without other people help??

2006-07-25 19:30:19 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-25 19:26:18 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

My age hsa the following factors:
Its factors are two primes
It is non-even
It is less than 100
The didgets add up to equal a prime

There are four possible answers (limited to real and whole numbers, no negative numbers, etc. Integers people). And no, 1 is not prime. ... at least not for this purpose.
Best answer to the first person to get all four answers, unless someone validly shows more than that, proving me wrong.

2006-07-25 19:20:39 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

I need to laugh my self to sleep...... I am sorry if I offended anyone also, I just think these kind of stories are funny...you know?

Brooke

2006-07-25 19:18:22 · 5 answers · asked by maltese_i_love 2

Adam & Eve have s.e.x. for the first time. Eve goes into the river to clean up. Ever since then, fish smells just like.......

2006-07-25 18:53:25 · 11 answers · asked by abbeyroad54321 3

2006-07-25 18:51:59 · 6 answers · asked by chdman 3

A man goes into a gay bar. Says, "Anyone here can tell me what p.u.s.s.y smells like, I'll kiss his a.s.s?"

2006-07-25 18:51:43 · 10 answers · asked by abbeyroad54321 3

theres a naked dead man laying in a field with a match in his hand. how did this happen

2006-07-25 18:36:53 · 29 answers · asked by Craig A 2

explain your answer, graphic details appricaited

2006-07-25 18:36:34 · 6 answers · asked by Brocktoon 3

Glass A contains water, glass B contains wine.

You take a teaspoon of wine from glass B and transfer it to glass A, and stir it in. Now take a teaspoon of the mixture in A and transfer it to glass B.

Is there now more water in the wine than there is wine in the water, or vice versa?

I've had people argue endlessly over this yet the answer is clearly logical

2006-07-25 18:29:34 · 21 answers · asked by Perkins 4

2006-07-25 18:17:05 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

hi

2006-07-25 18:07:24 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous

who is your mother's sister-in-law's brother's child?

2006-07-25 18:05:57 · 38 answers · asked by blonde and beautiful 2

The best small appliance any woman can own, and any girl's best friend....it's the Photon Torpedo. Small enough to take anywhere, it plugs right into any a/c wall outlet. Who needs a man when you have 3 speeds....gentle, medium, and hickory smoked!
Packin 500watts of pleasure power, after just 5 minutes you may need to be hosed down. (not to mention the fact that you will dim the lights in a 3 block radius).
Just send 3,765,844 box tops to Martha Stewart's prison cell.

2006-07-25 18:03:16 · 6 answers · asked by opjames 4

2006-07-25 17:56:41 · 10 answers · asked by The_Yak 2

2006-07-25 17:49:44 · 14 answers · asked by Craig A 2

ok heres a joke.a woman walked into a drug store and asked the pharmacist,do you have any viagra and he said he did so the woman asked him if he ever used it and he said he did so she asked him can you get it over the counter and he said.....probably if i took 2 of them.

2006-07-25 17:42:16 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous