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Adam & Eve have s.e.x. for the first time. Eve goes into the river to clean up. Ever since then, fish smells just like.......

2006-07-25 18:53:25 · 11 answers · asked by abbeyroad54321 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

I don't know but I do have a camel toe.

2006-07-25 19:24:45 · answer #1 · answered by black diamond 4 · 3 11

hahahahaaaaaaaa.......good one
this one is for you.....

A man tells his Blonde wife that he's going out to buy cigarettes. When he gets to the store he finds out it's closed. So the guy ends up going to the bar to use the vending machine. While there, he has a few beers and begins talking to this beautiful girl. He has a few more beer and the next thing he knows he's in this girl's apartment and having quite a pleasurable time. The next thing he know it was 3:00 AM.
"Oh my, god, my wife is going to kill me!" he exclaimed. "Quick give me some talcum powder!"

She gets him some and he rubs it all over his hands. When he got home his wife is up waiting for him and she's furious. "Where the hell have you been!"

He says, "Well to tell you the truth, I went into a bar, had a few drinks, went home with this blonde and I slept with her." "Let me see your hands!" she demands. He shows his wife his powdery hands.

"Damn liar, you were out bowling again!"

2006-07-26 05:59:05 · answer #2 · answered by MK 3 · 0 0

The way I heard it, God looks down at her and says, "Oh, Great! Now I'm never gonna get that smell of those fish!"

2006-07-26 02:04:55 · answer #3 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 0 0

Eve i guess

2006-07-26 02:15:16 · answer #4 · answered by WhtAPerson 2 · 0 0

That almost makes sense. In a weird kind of way!! lol

2006-07-26 02:28:46 · answer #5 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0 0

EVE, hahahahahaha it's a good one.

2006-07-26 02:15:20 · answer #6 · answered by neemia4lyfnot 4 · 0 0

Eve. LOL. I dont know. What is it?

2006-07-26 02:03:19 · answer #7 · answered by whiteblaq 3 · 0 0

Whts that ur asking... Put a exact Question there.... Ok

2006-07-26 02:08:21 · answer #8 · answered by rahul 1 · 0 0

OMG Eve is gonna......omg rotfl

2006-07-26 02:53:48 · answer #9 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0 0

Now I know where the fish got its aroma.......lol.

2006-07-26 02:22:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

........no wonder cats love to eat fish! (you forgot to add that har cat went along)! lol

2006-07-26 03:50:17 · answer #11 · answered by police 6 · 0 0

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