ok heres a joke.a woman walked into a drug store and asked the pharmacist,do you have any viagra and he said he did so the woman asked him if he ever used it and he said he did so she asked him can you get it over the counter and he said.....probably if i took 2 of them.
2006-07-25 17:42:16 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats really funny.... hahahaha....
this one is for you....
A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow." The next day the 70 year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on - the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explains: "Well, doc, it's like this: First I tried with my right hand, but, nothing. Then I tried with-my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She - tried with her right hand, with nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She - even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth-out, and still nothing. We even called up the lady next door and-she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" the old man replied, "yep, but no matter what we tried we couldn't get the DAMN jar open!"
2006-07-25 23:06:00 · answer #1 · answered by MK 3 · 5⤊ 2⤋
hmm..the man might wanna take 3 just in case lol
2006-07-25 17:53:56 · answer #2 · answered by chrissy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stallion rules! lol
2006-07-26 03:45:58 · answer #3 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-07-25 17:46:59 · answer #4 · answered by Craig A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:)) that's funny
2006-07-25 17:45:52 · answer #5 · answered by Shyne_06 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao....... that is funny.........
2006-07-25 19:00:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
2006-07-25 18:12:20 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he.
2006-07-25 17:51:28 · answer #8 · answered by rhonda y 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋