can u figure this out?

Question

theres a naked dead man laying in a field with a match in his hand. how did this happen

match wasnt burnt and no one killed him

Answer 1

two friends decided to go in a hot air balloon. when they got on, it was too heavy to fly, so they started to throw things out of the balloon. as they threw each item out the hot air balloon got lighter and started going up higher. finally they had trown out everything, and they had even taken off their clothes, but the balloon still wouldn't fly. so one of the friends suggested to pick straw or in this case, matches. all the matches were different lengths, and before they picked matches they agreed that the one with the shortest match had to jump out of the balloon. so they all picked a match, and our man happened to pick the shortest one. so he jumped out of the hot air balloon naked, and because the balloon was pretty high, he died when he landed

Answer 2

The guy was running around but naked in the field because of a bet and for the fun of it. He was about to set the field on fire when he had a sudden heart attack that made him croak.

Answer 3

He died with a match in his hand while naked in the field.

Answer 4

I've heard of this one! He was in a hot air balloon with other people when they ran out of gas. They were descending too quickly so they drew matches to see who would lighten the balloon. I'm not sure why he's naked.

Answer 5

He got out of the shower, and noticed it was cold in the house. He discovered that the pilot light wasn't burning on the furnace, but what he neglected to notice was the strong smell of natural gas in the house. Therefore, when he went to light the pilot light... Boom! His house got blown to smithereens, and he was leading the way. Next stop, the middle of the field.

Answer 6

i guess the naked dead man had a match in his hand before he died

Answer 7

some body robbed him for his clothes and money.. burned him and put him in the field.. and put the match in his hand to make him look like he burned him self...

oh then..
he had sex with his wife.. and tried to kill her..becuz he found out the day before she cheated on him for his cousin ..he got gasoline.. lit a match.. burned the house down and was about to lite another match.. the police came.. he had no time to put on his clothes.. he got the car.. drove to the field.. got out.. and was about to burn his self to death with the match when suddently.. when walking to to the back of his car to get some gasoline.. he tripped.. fell and hit his temple on the back of the car and died.. but for some reason the match was still in his hand

~``*the end*``~
lol good1

or
at a apartment
this man is a professional gymnastic star.. ok here it goes.......
he just got out the shower, naked, walked to the balcony.. to smoke a cigerette.. *remember, he is drunk* he thought in his head, hey, let me see if i can balance this railing, he put down the cigettes and and got up on the railing of the balcony.. he was doing good for 2 seconds.. but being that he was drunk.. he lost balance and fell with matches in his hands.. but we're human.. we fall faster that matches duh.. but SLAM! his back hit the ground.. the matches.. some matches fell some where else.. strangly.. one landed in his hand
~*``THE END``*~
haha great one again!

Answer 8

He and his friend were flying a hot air ballon. The "machine" breaks down. They head for the ground. In order to loose wight they loose their clothes. This is not enough, one of them has to jump. They draw sticks. Obviously, the dead guy lost...

Answer 9

he was a terrorist who wanted to light up explosives but when people found out kicked his aS$ and then threw him on a field but the bastard never let go of the freaking match on his hand but he died of course!

Answer 10

somebody killed him then took off his clothes then put him in a field thn topped him off with a match in his hand