A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive. It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"
He says, "O.K., Get in the car with it."
"Where shall I put it to get it warm?"
He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there.
"But what about the smell?"
"Just hold its nose."
The man is expected to recover,
but the skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene.
2006-07-25 19:44:54 · 8 answers · asked by gogobanca 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
MK* wht a dumb wife...he"ll do it again.
2006-07-25 23:25:03 · update #1
Good one.... hahahaha..... thanks
Check this one tooo.....
A man tells his Blonde wife that he's going out to buy cigarettes. When he gets to the store he finds out it's closed. So the guy ends up going to the bar to use the vending machine. While there, he has a few beers and begins talking to this beautiful girl. He has a few more beer and the next thing he knows he's in this girl's apartment and having quite a pleasurable time. The next thing he know it was 3:00 AM.
"Oh my, god, my wife is going to kill me!" he exclaimed. "Quick give me some talcum powder!"
She gets him some and he rubs it all over his hands. When he got home his wife is up waiting for him and she's furious. "Where the hell have you been!"
He says, "Well to tell you the truth, I went into a bar, had a few drinks, went home with this blonde and I slept with her." "Let me see your hands!" she demands. He shows his wife his powdery hands.
"Damn liar, you were out bowling again!"
2006-07-25 22:56:32 · answer #1 · answered by MK 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good joke. 8/10
2006-07-26 03:24:31 · answer #2 · answered by Sasha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so so funny....10 out of 10...wish I could give more.
2006-07-26 02:57:08 · answer #3 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! I thought that was very funny. Loved it.
2006-07-26 02:49:06 · answer #4 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eh. 4. I didn't even laugh. Sorry.
2006-07-26 03:09:21 · answer #5 · answered by Quiet Amusement 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny likes it very much
2006-07-26 02:50:10 · answer #6 · answered by unique_stylz06 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very very cute lol check ya later â¥
2006-07-26 09:50:42 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a funny. Thanks for posting it!
2006-07-26 05:37:37 · answer #8 · answered by pistola 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋