Jokes & Riddles - July 2006

The man that builds it doesnt use it The man that needs it doesnt know it The man that wants it doesnt sell it What is it?

2006-07-02 21:18:03 · 10 answers · asked by sarah 3

am always hungry, I must always be fed. the finger I lick, will soon turn red.

What am I?

2006-07-02 21:05:44 · 28 answers · asked by sarah 3

I come two times a Week but once a Year.Who am I?

2006-07-02 20:51:18 · 17 answers · asked by ♥Gilmore♥ 5

2006-07-02 20:47:23 · 7 answers · asked by kramned 2

A Man and a Woman are walking by.

The Man’s mother-in-law is the mother of the Woman’s mother-in-law.

So, what is the relationship between the two?

2006-07-02 20:45:32 · 14 answers · asked by Always_Rocking 1

2006-07-02 20:28:22 · 20 answers · asked by MORENITA 4

There is a girl who acts like a man in every way possible, So what's her name?

First one to answer correctly gets the 10 points

2006-07-02 19:58:47 · 21 answers · asked by xcxf99 2

the anagram generator;
Mine: I anal tau
:)

2006-07-02 19:56:53 · 16 answers · asked by Theta40 7

there is a black guy in the middle of the ocean in a boat with one ore! He keeps rowing from side to side 1 2 3! 1 2 3! never mising a beat! and god see's him and says damn! that is a smart black guy! I wonder if he could row that boat with half of his brain! Zaaaap! half of the balck guy's brain is gone! He is still rowing that boat 1 2 3! 1 2 3! never missing a beat! god is like wow he is a really smart one i wounder what would happen if i took 3/4 of his brain away! Zaaaap! 3/4 of his brain is gone! and he is still rowing that boat! 1 2 3! 1 2 3! never missing a beat! God is like damn that is the smarest black guy i ever made! i wonder what would happen if i took all his brain away! Zaaaap! all of his brain is gone! hes still rowing the boat! uno dos tres! uno dos tres!

2006-07-02 19:49:29 · 13 answers · asked by perfect_demise 2

2006-07-02 19:42:47 · 15 answers · asked by lostinabook24 3

answering and asking,answering and asking
i need to sleep,help me

2006-07-02 19:41:25 · 17 answers · asked by Steelers 6 Penguins 3 6

Ahem... last time we saw this riddle:

What do you call a lobster that doesn't share?
A: Shellfish!

Hahah. Again, every got it right. So let's try today's riddle:

What did the baker close down the bakery?

Have fun and good luck! :)

2006-07-02 19:31:35 · 14 answers · asked by iamigloo 6

I was trying to crawl away (from the room where my parents locked me)to a far far away place...so i used the window but i fell down in a ditch....now do u think i should go back home to get myself clean ??? Is it safe because they may punish me or lock me into my Crib!!!
I am scared what should i do ???

2006-07-02 19:22:23 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous

http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/georgie.htm

2006-07-02 19:02:30 · 4 answers · asked by joegossum 4

2006-07-02 18:59:55 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

What kind of diapers to black babies wear?


Thuggies

2006-07-02 18:56:21 · 10 answers · asked by Kim H 2

Theres skidmarks before the snake.

2006-07-02 18:55:58 · 27 answers · asked by MrBudbag 3

AM
B,C,D,E,K
F,G,J,L,N,P
H,I,O

2006-07-02 18:47:52 · 10 answers · asked by Finnegan 7

Here. Hold my beer while i find my license.
Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job!
I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonald's?
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other car around--that's how far ahead of me that's how far ahead of me they are.
What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist.
Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged betbetween the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?

2006-07-02 18:43:34 · 8 answers · asked by Kim H 2

2006-07-02 18:32:38 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

Blonde boyfriend !!!

2006-07-02 18:31:58 · 8 answers · asked by MrBudbag 3

2006-07-02 18:30:34 · 9 answers · asked by Hero 1

I'm trying to think nice things.LOL

2006-07-02 18:29:36 · 6 answers · asked by toms 3

An elder man goes to the jail and sees an incarcerated male faithfully every week. After several trips the jail, the guard to the cell finally asks the elder man what his relationship is to the inmate. The elder man replies, "Well, sisters and brothers, I have none, but that boys father, is my fathers son." What is the relationship between the elder man and the incarcerated male?

2006-07-02 18:20:35 · 17 answers · asked by Thicky 2

k i need really funny jokes any thing u can think of plz

2006-07-02 18:19:03 · 14 answers · asked by shorty 2

A blonde was crossing the street and was hit by a Ford Windstar.She was thrown in the air and landed on the antenna which pierced right through her.She died of a van aerial disease.

2006-07-02 18:17:21 · 2 answers · asked by MrBudbag 3

what road was he crossing? and why was he crossing the road without a crosswalk?
how fast was that drunk idiot going when he ranover the chicken? how should i know. i've still got amnesia from being hit by that car.

2006-07-02 18:12:01 · 7 answers · asked by ace 3

last time my question got erased so i wanna do it again. make me laugh get 10 points.....

finish this: I onces had a cat......

2006-07-02 18:08:58 · 31 answers · asked by punky chips`o hoye!! 2

Pregnant !!!

2006-07-02 17:57:56 · 7 answers · asked by MrBudbag 3

any other way to GET a Lot of CANDIEs without OVERTAKING the world and asking for Candies as Ransom...???

If there is then tell me and i won't Overtake the world !!!!

Note:I am only SIX monyhs old!!!

2006-07-02 17:41:23 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous